Y'all seam to love these shamelessly stolen tweets, so I've kept them all together here Come say hi @unashamedly-enthusiastic
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My friend sent me this screencap from reddit and I can't get over how normal this reply would feel on tumblr
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My friend sent me this screencap from reddit and I can't get over how normal this reply would feel on tumblr
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My friend sent me this screencap from reddit and I can't get over how normal this reply would feel on tumblr
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Maybe angels and demons are so angry because they’re all separated soulmates.
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#No source#Cos twitter is on fire#But trust me#scottish twitter#scotland#scottish patter#funny tweets
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@thebibliosphere @ayeforscotland maybe next year?
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oH MAN I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO SHARE
I FINALLY GOT TO USE THE ‘well i don’t trust the government’ AGAINST AN ANTI-MASKER THIS WEEKEND
i was buying wood at the camp ground and the store clerk pitched a bitch fit about not being able to understand me through the mask and then rolled her eyes and informed me we don’t have to wear those anymore bc the mandate’s already been lifted
AND THE LOOK ON HER FACE
WHEN I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
AND SAID
“oh, well I don’t trust what the government says. I’d rather make up my own mind.”
UNO REVERSE MOTHERFUCKER
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Reblog if you are a “female pleasurist”
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evwry day i feel the "ever want tae wrap uerself up in tinfoil nice an cozy an climb intae microwave an blow yerself up tae fuck" tweet a little more deeply
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