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I've been trying to think of an entertaining ask to send you for 15 minutes

Do you know anything good about woodpeckers such as why do they need to be so fucking large

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Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

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and

IM AN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE CRYING MESS

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I’ll go with the crabby puppy.

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The problem with infinity war is that Tony Stark, Peter Parker and Doctor Strange just waltzed themselves over to the secondary location and if they’d listened to Bittenbinder then those dumbasses would have known that THE ODDS OF COMING BACK ALIVE FROM THE SECONDARY LOCATION ARE SLIM TO NONE

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“It’s like a pirate had a baby with an angel.”

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#So badass #even his pet rhyno knows whose in charge

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Instructions for a walk in the woods

Never turn around to check behind you. You’ll see nothing, but once you start doing it you won’t be able to stop, and an ominous feeling will follow you until you don’t lock your house’s door behind you. 

If you stand very still and listen you will hear the woods calling for you. Don’t answer. Never answer. 

You’ll hear things quietly following you, hidden in the trees by your sides. It’s okay, they’re just checking on you. 

Don’t be scared, but be really, really wary.

If you have a bad feeling about taking a certain path, don’t. You’ll avoid whatever is waiting for you at the end of it. 

You never know what may be buried under the soil you’re walking on. Remember that every time you take a step. Pray that whatever it is, it won’t wake up. 

Be careful not to step on any beetle, or you’ll never get rid of them. 

If you bring a knife with you, name it. Otherwise the blade will turn against you as soon as you try to use it. 

Make sure you remember the way back home. As soon as you get lost, you’re just another piece of fresh meat.

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“Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, self care.”

-Slytherin

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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For as long as anyone can remember, Jane Gloriana Villanueva believed in the epic love story. You know, two people destined for each other, overcoming obstacles, before finally finding their way into one another’s arms. That’s right, the stuff of romance novels. So her very first book reading.. well, it was a very big deal.

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https://twitter.com/Rrrrnessa  <<< source

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May your next period be light and end quickly

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours