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WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

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that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

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spider-people’s spider senses going off around each other and then immediately going “youre like me” is a metaphor for when you meet other lgbt people and can feel they’re not cis and/or straight

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He’s literally built like a refrigerator 

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My friends: put some tunes on bro

Me: ok

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No one is talking about Chris Pine voicing the blonde Peter Parker?

Marvel finally got the last Chris?

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Peter B.: I don’t want children

Gwen: I don’t do friends

Miles: hi

Peter & Gwen: oh

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Guys, Noir lived in a world of black and white, and he suddenly arrives in one of color through a portal that ripped him away from his dimension. This guy has NEVER seen color. What kind of existential crisis did this poor man have before he found Aunt May?!

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thanks i don’t take criticism :)

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Spiderverse

Listen, go see this movie.

Animation? 10/10.

Characters? 10/10.

Story and plot? 10/10.

Emotional impact? 10/10.

Character development? 10/10.

Voice acting? 10/10.

Humor? 10/10.

It’s literally everything I’ve ever wanted. The amount of times I laughed until my stomach hurt plus the amount of times I emotionally gasped plus the amount of times I whispered “wow” is literally astronomical.

Go see it.

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The day after Miles shuts down the collider, he goes back to the half-destroyed Parker house. May Parker is inside, tarps covering the holes in her walls. “Well done,” she says, sipping a cup of tea at her kitchen table. “I saw it on the news. You did it.”

“I made a promise,” Miles says. “But I wouldn’t have been able to do it without you. Thank you.”

May smiles a little. “I see what he saw in you, I think,” she says. “There’s a spark.”

Miles shuffles his feet, a little bashful. “My dad says that too.”

May nods, then she stands and grabs something off the back counter. “I want you to have something?”

“What?”

May holds out a key. For a moment, Miles isn’t sure what it means, but then he sees the symbol embossed onto it. A spider.

“Mrs. Parker,” he says immediately, “You’ve already done so much, I can’t-”

“Are you going to make him proud?” she asks. “My Peter. Are you going to make him proud?”

Miles swallows. “I’m going to try.”

May takes his hands and presses the key into them. “Then let me help you.”

“Thank you, Mrs. Parker.”

May smiles. “Call me Aunt May.”

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(MJ telling Peter he can’t just adopt miles)

Peter: You don’t have all the facts.

MJ: Which are?

Peter, crying: I love him.

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*John Munlaney voice*: Hear me out, he gets to say fuck and the main villain is a horse, but get this, in a hospital

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i saw into the spiderverse today

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Noir, holding Peni and Ham: I’ve only had these two for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Today my friend told me the whole ass truth in saying “Miles Morales did not need another father figure but Peter B Parker needed a son figure” 

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dont f@#k with her