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spoilers for S3E7 of yellowjackets!

the difference between shauna and nat's reaction to lottie murdering the hiker is sending me SO BAD

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the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

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obsessed with these being the reactions to shaunahat so far

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you KNOW the rest of the team is regretting not saving jackie when they could bc now the tasmanian devil and her little muppet hat gf are wreaking havoc everywhere they go 😭

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my favourite thing about Lottie and Van staring at Shaunahat in confusion is that it's very clear it's not surprise it's legitimate "what the fuck" it's "omg the literal worst most unholy possible combination of gays has happened right under our noses and we didn't even notice what the fuck are these dykes gonna do to us" cause like Van was in the closet like why would she be that puzzled at someone else in a soccer team would also have been in the closet no no Van was thinking "oh shit not these two"

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lotties room having framed photos of the yellowjackets on the nightstand cause they were her only real family my shayla you deserved so much more

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COOLEST GIRL EVER JUST TOLD ME THAT I MADE HER LAUGH. I’VE PEAKED GUYS

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desperate femme this.. desperate femme that.. give me a desperate butch. give me a butch who’s begging to touch me. give me a butch who’s so far gone the only thing they can do is stare and look like they’re about to jump on me.

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yeah yeah yeah lesbians wear carabiners on their belt loops to signal other lesbians, whatever you say man. i wear a carabiner so one day a pretty femme can pull me in by my waist and make out with me.

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I need to smoke weed with a pretty butch while sitting on their lap and kissing their neck.

men and minors - dni.

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shout out to the butches/mascs who arent dominant!!! shout out to the butches/mascs who dont top!!!!! shout out to the femmes who dont like to bottom!!!! shout to femmes who like to be dominant!!!! youre no less butch/masc/femme even if you dont fit what people deem as "the norm"!!!!!

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I need her to beat me to death

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i know u know

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Parallel play but we’re masturbating next to each other and getting turned on by each other’s sounds

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You know what, despite the horrors, at least there's still butches.

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“pillow princesses are selfi-“ i don’t give a fuck !! does my girl just want to lay down and spread her legs ? i’m right there swirling my tongue around her clit and she won’t even have to worry about her legs cause i’ll place them on my shoulders !! my princess only wants to climb on my lap ? good ! she won’t have to lift a finger cause i’ll be the one pressing a vibe right to her sensitive spots. my lovely angel just needs to ask and i’ll do anything for her. and never forget about the bath after, that’s what princesses deserve !!

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diversity win! the person running the local cult is a lesbian māori woman!