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as is tradition I would like to wish a happy pride month specifically to this Indian guy I used to work with who came SPRINTING to find me when there was some buzz in India about gay marriage being legalized (this was in like 2018ish, it's sadly ended up not panning out) to ECSTATICALLY say "you know what this means??? it means men better start acting better, or their wives are going to leave them for women!!!" he was so excited for all of these hypothetical women who were about to finally leave their loser husbands and lez out. that's a true ally, I hope he's thriving wherever he is.

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I haven't been able to stop thinking about this video for weeks, it's bewitched me body and soul.

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Every single fact about epilepsy sounds like the Lord was five weeks into a bender when he created this shit. If you have epilepsy, you're more likely to be gay. And autistic. You can fight it by eating a fuck ton of mayonnaise. Or by smoking weed. There are more than 60 types of seizure and every single one sucks ass. Only five percent of epileptics are sensitive to flashing lights, but every single able-bodied person on earth thinks it means you spasm when you see a disco ball. Dostoevsky had it. Chipotle Mexican Grill designed meals for anti-seizure diets. Most people who buy those meals have never had a seizure. Wearing blue sunglasses can help. Hippocrates was the first person we know who thought that epilepsy happens in the brain. Hippocrates from Oath.

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"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"

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Happy wriggling day to the saddest little boy in all of Paradox Space

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“Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?”

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friendly reminder it's not "20% of germany" that voted for fascists, or italians that voted for meloni, or france for the far right

it's 20% of VOTERS

so, once again, i am here telling you ABSTENTIONISM is the problem. and it always fucking is.

people who feel demotivated, underrepresented, or adhere to some purity culture where it's the revolution or nothing.

THAT is the fucking problem. you get your head out of your ass and you fucking vote

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HAHAHAHA HELP ME I LOVE THIS MEME

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😔😔😔😔

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In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"

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FALIN FOUR AND DUNGEON MEAL??

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zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

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went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

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(source) [Image Text: It's wild how both parties managed to pick the worst possible candidates this year, astronomically worse than 2020, which was the exact same guys.]

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I’m watching bridezillas and can’t get over this stripper’s name