unbillievables-blog

[unbillievables-blog]

bill potts + autumn colours

[unbillievables-blog]

Thanks to the Will Smith movies people think Men In Black are humans working for the government to keep aliens a secret, but the Men In Black form UFO lore that people claim to have met are much weirder.

Their skin is a deadly white, and their mouths are just slits with no lips which they try to cover up with red lipstick. They are completely hairless, even lacking eyelashes which they sometimes make up for with eyeliner (They sound boderline fabulous).

They don’t know how to use normal household objects and are confused by things like forks. If you talk on the phone with them there will be static noise in the background. They tend to appear in weird places, not out of the blue but like they’ve been waiting for people. Like vampires they will only enter your house if you invite them in, but even telling them over the phone that they can come over and talk with you will be considered “inviting them in” though. They have weird monotone voices and eerie laughs.

They claim to be government agents and will threaten people to keep quiet about their UFO/alien encounter or demand to see evidence that has been collected, but then never follow up on it. In general they seem to be specifically tailored to be weird and creepy but non-violent.

[unbillievables-blog]

[A question from the mun: Bill, how do you keep your hair so curly? ] ]

   ‘just water, really’

[unbillievables-blog]

timesvigilante replied to your post: surprise 

FITZBILLIAM

still here still cute still gay!

[unbillievables-blog]

surprise 

[unbillievables-blog]

HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU!!! I don't like your girlfriend. NO WAY, NO WAY!!! I think you need a new one. HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU!!! I could be your girlfriend. HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU!!! I know that you like me. NO WAY, NO WAY!!! No, it's not a secret. HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU!!! I want to be your girlfriend.

but if you, my girlfriend, do not like my girlfriend and think i need a new one and that you should be my girlfriend does this confirm multiverse theory of a universe where i am not your girlfriend which would mean i need a new one and you should be my girlfriend which would simultaneously cancel the multiverse theory as there would not be a universe where you are not my girlfriend except the universe within the multiverse where you are a punk chic and not my girlfiend but melissa and wrote me the song girlfriend?

[unbillievables-blog]

Am I dead?

[unbillievables-blog]

I’ll show you around.

[unbillievables-blog]

If I run and leap at Terry, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

[unbillievables-blog]

it’s so weirdly common to be rude to people who need subtitles or want subtitles as if it’s some kind of nuisance to have subtitles, but honestly? normalize having subtitles on everything. overall it can help people with language barriers who can read better than they can listen to a language, it helps people with comprehension issues, it helps people who have trouble hearing, it helps in general so whatever you’re watching isn’t interrupted by someone asking what someone just said, just put subtitles on! what the hell!

[unbillievables-blog]

@sepulchrebound hc that river taught the third dr the venusian martial arts

[unbillievables-blog]

best buds™

[unbillievables-blog]

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

[unbillievables-blog]

This is it, I’m afraid. So if there’s anything we ought to be saying…

[unbillievables-blog]

I can put you back home, you can make chips, and live your life, or you can come with me. It’s up to you, Bill.

[unbillievables-blog]

okay but i think bill would love the whole gay babadook meme and make jokes about it much to the dr's confusion

[unbillievables-blog]

It’s a movie.

bonus