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evil columbo

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puppygirl who plays a lot of rhythm games so u have to pet her on beat and call her a perfect girl or else she starts getting upset

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this is the greatest post i have seen ;0;

*tugs you around by our red string of fate like you’re a dog on a leash*

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I thought about trying to draw a bunch of gay ships I liked for Pride month, but all I had the energy to draw was Harvest Goddess/Witch Princess (Harvest Moon, specifically their DS Cute iterations), and Pearl/Marina (Splatoon).

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you bitches hanging out in subspace emissary. ha! i am a resident of subspace missionary

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<3

ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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me literally

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do you support trans rights

hmmm that's a pretty tough question, huh guys. This one really makes me think. Like I really need to think about it a lot. Gosh i just don't knowwwwwww..... *scratches chin* hmmm..... trans rights, huh? *laughs to self* what will they think of next? ... hmmm .. well, now that I think about it ... yeah... YEAH!! alright. that just might work... It's a long shot but... I'M IN.

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!! Oversharing in an NSFW way !!

Yesterday I realized i can trace back to the exact moment i got my recently discovered foot fetish. It was gym class of my senior year of high school but "gym" is an exaggeration. It was a health class called sports medicine where we learned to treat sport injuries because you best believe I'd take any excuse to skip out on actual physical activity. That fated day we were learning to wrap ankles. My teacher asked for a volunteer and I've always been a little goody two shoes teacher's pet... there was an option as to whether to leave my socks on but I'm incapable of shame and i didn't want to get my socks cut when they were taking the wrap off. I've always had weak ankles so i figured it'd be a good opportunity to practice having my ankles wrapped.

So i roll up my jeans and get on that science table. I am surrounded by about twenty other students, grippers on full display. I need to emphasize that as far as I remember I didn't have a thing for this teacher prior to that day.

But like I didn't know that the demonstration would involve pushing her stomach against my bare fucking toes, okay? Like you know, to stabilize my foot so it'd be easier to wrap my ankle. But DUDE. Tape and gauze basically constituted foot bondage and mine were bare and there were a bunch of other people there and I remember getting really wet but being in denial about it. My gay ass didn't start getting their ankle wrapped with socks on after that. Like i continued to be one of the very few students in this class who deigned to show those toes for every single subsequent practice wrap. And it wook me almost three years to realize this was a kink.

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i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture

what does that mean

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Angel sent dog here to tell you that you gotta keep doing whatever you want forever

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this is the first drawing i did of my sona. their name is Elio because i'm unoriginal

i don't have a lot of lore but they're a slutty prince and i always imagine an animatic of them to "The Bidding" by Tally Hall

idk tho. They're a dalmation because my family is from the islands the dogs are named after so i sorta am one anyways. they're blind in one eye like my grandpa

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my yearly coming out post

Turns out i'm polyamorous. And a furry but that's not surprising.

I never knew i could be so happy in a relationship before and it is TOUGH don't get me wrong. but the idea? that love can be limitless? that i don't have to be everything to one person and fill all their needs romantically and sexually?? that EVERYONE can be important to me and fulfill the emotional needs in my life without being involved romantically at all?

I feel happy in a way i havent before. Like a little kid discovering a beautiful place to play fairies but with the confidence of an adult who wants to make something of himself.

I have a girlfriend and i'm happy. But i don't think i'm happy just because of her. She doesn't fill a void in my soul or complete me, she's just really great, her presence brings me joy and i love her. I'm the source of my happiness and for once i feel like a complete person. for once i am in love with myself and with the feelings of being alive.

Also, i love kissing boys. and girls, obviously. or anybody. gotta do more of that this summer need more kisses

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so pretty so pretty made me think of pia runefactory3

all my homies love pia rf3

left my heart in forget-me-not valley

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fire. straight fire.

I got inspired once I got my Garfield Miku figure last year and I’ve been meaning to post more on tumblr