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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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THIEF // Michael Mann

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Yves Tumor photographed by Moni Haworth for Interview Magazine

Styled by Nick Royal & Peri Rosenzweig

February 2023

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yves tumor by noah dillon

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REMBRANDT Jupiter and Antiope 1659 Etching, drypoint and burin, first state of two, 138 x 205 mm Teylers Museum, Haarlem

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shot by noah dillon

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maison margiela spring 2024 couture human hair sewn on silk tulle

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Maison Margiela spring 2024 couture

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Maison Margiela couture spring/summer 2024 Design: John Galliano

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maison margiela artisanal 2024 ‘broken doll’ development

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Visions Of Arzach by Joe Kubert

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they should give you a big certificate & a kiss on the lips if you’re trans & you go swimming for the first time as a woman

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David Bowie and the End of Gender, Anne Rice, Vogue, November 1983

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On this year women's day, all we could think about are Palestinian women in Gaza.

Nearly 9,000 women have been killed in Israeli attacks in five months. Another 2,100 are missing and presumed dead, while 23,000 have been wounded and over half a million are displaced.

“Palestinian women, especially in the Gaza Strip, are exposed to the worst humanitarian catastrophe,” Ashraf al-Qudra, the health ministry’s spokesperson, said on Thursday.

Dozens of women and girls have also been detained and face harsh conditions in Israeli custody, including sexual abuse.

Women in Gaza also struggle to find menstruation products and access the necessary pregnancy and post-natal care. The consequences on reproductive health, including a rise in stress-induced miscarriages, stillbirths and premature births, have increased significantly.

Women in labour are undergoing caesarean procedures without anaesthetics, and a shortage of post-operative care such as medication, antibiotics and pain relief further exacerbates the situation.

According to the health ministry, 5,000 women give birth monthly in Gaza under “harsh, unsafe and unhealthy” conditions caused by Israeli bombing and displacement.

There are 60,000 pregnant women in Gaza suffering from “malnutrition, dehydration and lack of medical care.

There have also been repeated cases of Israeli soldiers mocking Palestinian women by posting videos and pictures of themselves rummaging through personal belongings in Gaza homes, making derogatory comments and posing with women’s underwear.

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John Schoenherr’s Dune Sandworms. Still the definitive Dune illustrations in my opinion #dune #sandworm #frankherbert #JohnSchoenherr #scifi #scifiart