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i can’t even front, benson boone lowkey has some enjoyable songs

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i already have ideas formulating in my mind 🧠

the urge to write a sinners x glee crossover fic with mercedes, azimio, unique, and bree

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yes.

I love Kurt and Rachel being the snarky twins that lowkey hate each other but are also the only people that fully get each other

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idk if i’m just being a hater but the ‘roar’ gcv has too much going on 😭

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Hey maybe you guys should stop writing for the Addams family cause you don't get them at all.

Imagine my girl Morticia saying that shit in any other portrayal? NO? Because she wouldn't.

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i actually do enjoy wednesday, but this is what i’ve been saaaayyyiiinnng since 2022. i understand that different interpretations exist, but you can’t make a series using the addams family and take away one of the things that MAKES them THEE addams family….

wednesday could’ve worked so well as a comedic, dramatic, satirical crime show if the writers and tim burton actually stayed true to the franchise and its characters

i think the problem with wednesday boils down to this: it’s a normal netflix teen drama about highschool reskinned with an addams family aesthetic. that’s it. it doesn’t really understand the addams family. like oh morticia’s sister “went mad” and disappeared from the family? you know what that means to me? that she married a nice man and moved to the suburbs. they have 2.5 kids and she dresses in pastels. you can’t have this “watch out don’t use your powers we had to commit your aunt the powers turned her mad” and then have fester “gets himself committed for fun” addams played by fred armisen having a young wednesday be his get away driver in the same episode. the tonal dissonance kills it. youre telling me pugsley has a PET ZOMBIE and he’s not DYING to show it off to his sister and his parents?????? like seriously who is writing this damn show. it just bothers me so much like you got the go ahead to revive the addams family and the kids at an age we haven’t seen and you’re wasting it.

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i have this headcanon that brittany was taller than kurt in middle school and she’d use his head as armrest. the both of them being practically the same height in s1 is so funny to me

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everything you’ve said in this long ass reblog! exactly! 💯💯🗣️

and heavy on he vogue part, bc why do people act like vogue ISN’T vogue??? kurt was fresh out of high school and got himself an internship at VOGUE. like blaine was not going to die just bc kurt didn’t answer his call. and what sends me is that if the roles were reversed, with the exact same actions happening, the stans who make excuses for blaine would have no issues with finding the fault in kurt

”you can’t hate blaine for cheating and like the other characters” yes i can

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no because trying to turn sinners into some toxic yaoi between sammie and remmick is so weird…..

why is it so difficult to just be normal about black art and media?

STILL not over this. [tt post by cawlmepretty]

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new glee theory ✨

fellow gleeks, just hear me out! maybe the reason kurt didn’t turn sebastian in is because he had a vision of how they were destined to be together and just didn’t want his future husband locked up 🧐

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all the policing and finger wagging on gleetwt is annoying

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i know it’s only because chris has it, but kurt has a scar on the left side of his neck so i think we should all make theories as to how he got it

here are mine

theory #1 (exhibit a): kurt got it when he was first learning how to ride a bike

theory #2 (exhibit b): dumpster toss 💔

theory #3 (exhibit c): kurt used burt’s razor in order to shave nonexistent facial hair so he could feel “manly” and the razor slipped

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Glee season 1 you will always be famous to me... You just went downhill from there, you took yourself too seriously and the sentiment bits didn't mean as much

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All Tina Cohen Chang Relationships Alphabetically -Kurt Hummel Part 1

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i love reading glee fics from 2009-2010, before the other seasons, and seeing how the fandom interpreted kurt back then. the fics where he’s just mean and very sarcastic or a full-on menace who’s only nice to a few people (mainly mercedes and finn)

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finn always stares like he’s either high as a kite or that he knows something about you

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one day, i’m going to do a study to find out why this fandom (not everyone) treats bottom!kurt as the boogeyman