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He can smile sometimes.

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Dreamer🥰 gear and dyes😊

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Gears of Fury

(I did not come up with this title but there aren't enough words in the English Language to convey how much I adore it <3)

Long time no post, but I have a fic for you! This time it's Artoirel/Stephanivien. Very kink. Much sex. ;)

Basically, I wrote another short "Character Study via the medium of sex." Artoirel is having A Time. He's very stressed. He has to deal with some really uptight nobles. Stephanivien sneaks into the Fortemps manor to help him relax and unwind. Ropes are involved. So is a vibrator. Please enjoy!

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Night of Devilry for boys!😈

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Night of Devilry for boys!😈

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"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

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Do you ever just find yourself overcome with a lot of Feelings about a character that fandom often uses as a punching bag?

So anyway, Emmanellain de Fortemps.

I think about him a lot more than I let on around here. Yes he's a bit of a ponce and a dandy and the like, but he has a good heart. He saved Honoroit from indentured servitude. (Although I thought they originally met when he paid Honoroit to carry his bags then took him in from there? Did the lore change?) Either way, he personally taught Honoroit to read and write. He personally taught Honoroit to read and write. I'm not over that. Emmanellain didn't have to go out of his way to invest personal time and resources into teaching Honoroit, but he did. I'm not over that!! I refuse to believe that doing so came from anywhere else but a place of sincere compassion!

And speaking of sincerity, I feel like that's the source of some of his issues. Having grown up in a broken home and being the apology child and clearly having some anxiety issues, I think he struggles to be sincere. He has to be the good second son, and the goofball who diffuses negative situations, and an Ishgardian noble which no doubt comes with its own entire category of repression. All his running away from responsibilities and passing the buck and etc. etc. strikes me as someone with severe anxiety that manifests in avoidance habits which just hits way too close to home for me. But. But! He's learning how to face his anxiety! Don't you remember how inspired he was after the grand melee??!! "We need only show them the way." He wants to help people and guide Ishgard into that bright future he's finally able to glimpse himself!! He's trying to be sincere! He's trying to be true to that good heart of his! His love and curiosity for the world around him is growing, and helping him grow in turn! Emmanellain will probably always be a ponce, but he'll also always be generous and fun-loving and considerate!

EMMANELLAIN DE FORTEMPS

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haurchefant tells his family about the warrior of light

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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Trading time!

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kinktober day 2 - against a wall

once again pushing it on what i should be posting on tumblr but YANNO

based on this fic by @uncanon-xiv !

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in case you wanted proof as to why fancy text sucks and you shouldn't be using it for anything - especially not MOD DESCRIPTIONS OR TITLES - here's why

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I adore y’shtola now because every single plan she comes up with is nigh-guaranteed to be the most unhinged idea ever thought up by cat or man. Being pursued by cops? COLLAPSE THE TUNNEL AND TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. Need to distract the Children of Everlasting Dark? THROW BEEHIVES INTO THEIR HOUSES. Need to perform a diving save into a bottomless pit? TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. AGAIN. Need to get on Mt. Gulg but air travel isn’t feasible? GIANT ROBOT. Need a portal to hell? MAKE A DEMON. That doesn’t work? SHOOT A LASER. AT THE MOON. Banger after banger.

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They are very happy to help clean the throne (after they've made a mess of it with their husband, of course).

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“Perhaps I too will go on a little adventure.”