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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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In America, I YouTuber number one. Best content. One day, Sour Patch Kids need new content.. I do content. But mistake! I insult Sour Patch Kids!! Brand very mad! I hide in fishing boat, come to Canada. No speak Canadian, no food, no money. Tim Hortons save me. Now I have ketchup chocolate, maple syrup and Caramel Ice Capp. Tim Hortons save life.

My big secret. I insult Sour Patch Kids on purpose. I good YouTuber. The best!

(thank you @eekahchu​, this meme is so much fun!)

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Meet my new cat, captain sparkles. (Not spelled with a z so it's not copyrighted or trademarked LMAO) He's 8 years old and has had a really rough life, we just got him yesterday but we are already spoiling him.

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Shitty valentines: 2021 Unus Annus mega post edition

Feel free to use! No credit is needed

(Note: sorry if I didn’t include your favorite unus annus moment, this is the 2nd attempt of this post, as the original was 50 images long and literally crashed, so we’re downscaling to 36)

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Happy Birthday to:

“DIY Cheese”

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Happy Birthday to:

“2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory That is Salsa”

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Mark scrolling through the tumblr tag and seeing that ask:

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My Unus Annus/Markiplier-themed gifts for my brother 😂

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My Unus Annus/Markiplier-themed gifts for my brother 😂

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Why did I just waste my time on this 

@markiplier

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Oh god oh fuck del monte look out. he’s coming oh fuck they have air pods in. they can’t hear us oh god oh fuck

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Me: A Heist with Markiplier has so many different endings and cool paths to take, I should explore them some more!

Also me, already knowing exactly which route I’ll be taking for the 1000th time:

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I'd like to thank @markiplier because now my little brother actually eats his vegetables without an argument as long as they're green giant 😂

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gonna tell my kids this was doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

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I’m a major simp :)) here’s a drawing

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me every day for the past year: hell ye im gonna remember every video

me now, tearfully singing the only moment ive seemed to retain: i jus wanna learn how to read 🥺

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“UNUS..”

Unus Annus fans in denial calling for the channel back 😭

respect the clock y’all