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In honour of Vowel Month please take this highly serious poll about your favourite vowels!!!

tumblr polls only have 10 options so we're going with the weird bois, sorry schwa, it's not my fault danny j didn't love you

(don't know what these symbols mean? vote on vibes or listen to our friend danny jones saying all the vowels on an old school record here)

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happy Thursday the 20th

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happy Thursday the 20th

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Merry Christmas, here are some reindeer. They’re all beautiful in their own special way. Apart from Bernard. Dammit, Bernard. 

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IF YOU’VE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU HONESTLY (x)

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scream she might be wise beyond her years

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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happy Thursday the 20th

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Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever

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I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

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This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

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Hilarious Signs That’ll Make You Do a Double Take (x)

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29 Adorable Animals With Rare and Interesting Markings

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This is actually in (near perfect) iambic HEPTameter as there are seven iambs (a metrical foot of one short/unstressed (~) syllable followed by one long/stressed syllable (/) per line. It is also a ballad. You're welcome