unclebrine

[unclebrine]

your name is jimmy??

Yep! The other gods mostly tell me to go by the Ocean Overlord these days, though. Gotta keep it professional or my advisors are going to get after me again 🤫

[unclebrine]

Always, my dear. And how many times do I have to tell you! Call me Jimmy.

Overlord. I need to speak with you. You are not in trouble. I just would like this conversation to be off the books. 😊

- @xxwitherrosexx

Oh? Yes? I've still got some of these lovely summer season tourists to handle- they always insist I be their tour guide!! But I think they're just all using it as an excuse to get me to carry them all around on my back 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♂️!!! They always talk me into it, those tourist rascals. Is... everything okay, my dear?

[unclebrine]

It's been a long time since I've heard you say that. I'll see what I can do, alright?

Overlord. I need to speak with you. You are not in trouble. I just would like this conversation to be off the books. 😊

- @xxwitherrosexx

Oh? Yes? I've still got some of these lovely summer season tourists to handle- they always insist I be their tour guide!! But I think they're just all using it as an excuse to get me to carry them all around on my back 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♂️!!! They always talk me into it, those tourist rascals. Is... everything okay, my dear?

[unclebrine]

Oh come on. Ender's harmless! Well, not harmless. But- well, you know what I mean. If it's your mortal's decision to stay in the end, there's not much the two of us can do, my dear.

Would you like me to talk to our friend the Ender King about this? I won't tell him you came to me, but I hate to see you worried like this.

Overlord. I need to speak with you. You are not in trouble. I just would like this conversation to be off the books. 😊

- @xxwitherrosexx

Oh? Yes? I've still got some of these lovely summer season tourists to handle- they always insist I be their tour guide!! But I think they're just all using it as an excuse to get me to carry them all around on my back 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♂️!!! They always talk me into it, those tourist rascals. Is... everything okay, my dear?

[unclebrine]

He freed the end? Your mortal?

Overlord. I need to speak with you. You are not in trouble. I just would like this conversation to be off the books. 😊

- @xxwitherrosexx

Oh? Yes? I've still got some of these lovely summer season tourists to handle- they always insist I be their tour guide!! But I think they're just all using it as an excuse to get me to carry them all around on my back 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♂️!!! They always talk me into it, those tourist rascals. Is... everything okay, my dear?

[unclebrine]

bad tattoo? Tides know I've been there! Haha.

.....Come on, Kristin. Speak plainly with me. What happened?

Overlord. I need to speak with you. You are not in trouble. I just would like this conversation to be off the books. 😊

- @xxwitherrosexx

Oh? Yes? I've still got some of these lovely summer season tourists to handle- they always insist I be their tour guide!! But I think they're just all using it as an excuse to get me to carry them all around on my back 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♂️!!! They always talk me into it, those tourist rascals. Is... everything okay, my dear?

[unclebrine]

Oh, I understand plenty about mortals 😉 so if you ever need advice for your little mortal situation... well. You know where I am!

Aren't you the big shot Lady Death? What could possibly be beyond your purview? Or- Well. I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I? How can I help you, my lady.

Overlord. I need to speak with you. You are not in trouble. I just would like this conversation to be off the books. 😊

- @xxwitherrosexx

Oh? Yes? I've still got some of these lovely summer season tourists to handle- they always insist I be their tour guide!! But I think they're just all using it as an excuse to get me to carry them all around on my back 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♂️!!! They always talk me into it, those tourist rascals. Is... everything okay, my dear?

[unclebrine]

Yes of course! Why- oh, the poor thing. Did something happen to him? Or...

Now, Kristin. Why would this be something you'd want to keep off the books? 🤨 Is this girl talk, perhaps? You haven't been doing anything I wouldn't do, have you? 😜🔥

Overlord. I need to speak with you. You are not in trouble. I just would like this conversation to be off the books. 😊

- @xxwitherrosexx

Oh? Yes? I've still got some of these lovely summer season tourists to handle- they always insist I be their tour guide!! But I think they're just all using it as an excuse to get me to carry them all around on my back 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♂️!!! They always talk me into it, those tourist rascals. Is... everything okay, my dear?

[unclebrine]

Overlord. I need to speak with you. You are not in trouble. I just would like this conversation to be off the books. 😊

- @xxwitherrosexx

Oh? Yes? I've still got some of these lovely summer season tourists to handle- they always insist I be their tour guide!! But I think they're just all using it as an excuse to get me to carry them all around on my back 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♂️!!! They always talk me into it, those tourist rascals. Is... everything okay, my dear?

[unclebrine]

Oops! Sorry, Oceangoers, I mistakenly put that reblog on the official account! Sorry about that! Have a wonderful summer!

[unclebrine]

his wife has stocked his ponds with fish;

[unclebrine]

my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater

[unclebrine]

fishy tableware!!!!

[unclebrine]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[unclebrine]

No reason 😁

Maybe i should sneak pufferfish into the water i send him next time!! 😝😝😝