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KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Hell has no FURY like a woman scorn’d.

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ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) 

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro. 

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds. 

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

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I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

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Things I Want From Frozen 2: Elsa gets a girlfriend

Things I’ll Probably Get From Frozen 2: Olaf gets a girlfriend who is clearly his girlfriend because she has two snowballs on her chest

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do you ever meet a really cool girl and hope she’s gay? not even to date her but as a service to the community 

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Hannibal + Textposts

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Daddy.

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Hannigram - You can be the boss

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Power move of the century.

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calisle is only (mentally) a couple years older than his kids, which is confusing as hell.

because he’s def A Father™️ and radiates wise dad vibes and is just, compassion king.

so carlisle has a very fatherly aura and role with his coven and younger people around him.

but he’s also like twenty-three, forever.

emmett catches carlisle perfectly flipping like a dozen water bottles. alone. he fist pumps.

carlisle was chatting with edward and jasper and casually said ‘believe it’. jasper didn’t notice it, but edward saw the image of naruto in carlisle’s thoughts. it was life-changing.

he sent their group chat a buzzfeed quiz titled “what kind of vampire are you?”