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“If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company.”
“Well, it is a good thing I’m rarely alone these days.”
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Jean-Paul Sartre starter sentences - put one in my ask! (Part one)
“Commitment is an act, not a word.”
“Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.”
“Freedom is what you do with what’s been done to you.”
“If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company.”
“We must act out passion before we can feel it.”
“Hell is other people.”
“Life begins on the other side of despair.”
“One cannot become a saint when one works sixteen hours a day.”
“I hate victims who respect their executioners.”
“When the rich wage war, it’s the poor who die.”
“Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.”
“Everything has been figured out, except how to live.”
“A lost battle is a battle one thinks one as lost.”
“One always dies too soon or too late. And yet, life is there, finished: the line is drawn, and it must all be added up. You are nothing other than your life.”
“Words are loaded pistols.”
“I have no need for good souls: an accomplice is what I wanted.”
“As far as men go, it is not what they are that interests me, but what they can become.”
“Fear? If I have gained anything by damning myself, it is that I no longer have anything to fear.”
“Words are more treacherous and powerful than we think.”
“I’m going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become.”
“Better to die on one’s feet than to live on one’s knees.”
“We are our choices.”
“There may be more beautiful times, but this one is ours.”
“She believed in nothing. Only her scepticism kept her from being an atheist.”
“In love, one and one are one.”
“Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.”
“Existence is an imperfection.”
“I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating.”
“To know what life is worth you have to risk it once in a while.”
“Some of these days, oh, you’ll miss me honey.”
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purrsuasion:
us. that earns a snort. “ you brought ‘em here. that’s on your shoulders, buddy. ”
“And you keep accepting them.”
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@mortiifiicare
“Nice belt.”
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agent-lancelot:
“No, I figured we’d just hitchhike back to HQ.”
“…yes, of course I brought a car.”
“Good, because the statue I stashed isn’t going to walk itself to HQ.”
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“I can assure I could substitute for who you were expecting in my own way.” She remained standing. “What do you need from us?”
“A gambling partner. You good at blackjack, Ms. Kingsman?”
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stripedsniper:
“Tell me what you want to see him about and I’ll consider it.”
“A simple business transaction. He seems like a man with taste.”
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brckenkindness:
“At a certain point your apologies no longer mean anything, Napoleon. He’s two years old and you took your eyes off of him. If you didn’t want to watch him all you had to do was tell me.”
“Look, it was my first time.”
That was no excuse and they both knew it. With a grunt, he managed to straighten, not wanting to continue the conversation doubled over.
“I do want to spend time with him, but I felt eyes on us and well, I...” He trailed off, rubbing at his wrinkled temple. “I swear it was only for a second.”
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agent-lancelot:
“I was told you needed back up, but I’ll be glad to leave you lying there on the floor if you don’t want my help.”
“...”
“Did you at least bring a car?”
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"... Loving your work, Cowboy."
“I have always wondered: what about me screams ‘cowboy’?”
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❛ What are you doing down there? ❜
@willyoufixitforme
“If I told you, I’d have to kill you.”
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@willyoufixitforme | x
“Mighty generous of you.”
Cufflinks came first. Though not the exploding kind, he was still careful with them, making sure they slipped in just the right way for maximum effect. Napoleon was nothing if not fastidious about his appearance.
Blue eyes slid back over to the other, only offering the briefest of flickers to the weaponry. He made no move to reach for them. Between the guns and the man, the man was far more dangerous and therefore worth more of his attention.
Napoleon offered him an easy, friendly smile.
“I’d hate to leave you without anything, though.”
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❛ I will get the pliers. ❜
“...I think he just fainted on us.”
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❛ And when I’m done here, that’s where they’ll put me! ❜
“Don’t be melodramatic. They’ll have to catch you first.”
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° ✧ THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E PROMPTS.
❛ Do these belong to you or to me? ❜ ❛ Napoleon Solo, the CIA’s most effective agent. ❜ ❛ The youngest member to join and pass in three years. ❜ ❛ Not very good at this whole subtlety thing, are you? ❜ ❛ Don’t make me put you over my knee… ❜ ❛ So you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle. ❜ ❛ Are they still following us? ❜ ❛ Is there one of them? ❜ ❛ When you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❜ ❛ For a special agent, you’re not having a very special day, are you? ❜ ❛ I was briefed on your criminal career. ❜ ❛ Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man. ❜ ❛ I wonder if it was your father’s shame that gave you such drive… ❜ ❛ You’re trembling… ❜ ❛ That’s because I’m scared! ❜ ❛ It’s going to be okay. ❜ ❛ Let’s just hope he doesn’t drive as quickly as he moves. ❜ ❛ Take another left through the window… after you. ❜ ❛ Take it like a pussy. ❜ ❛ This is NOT the Russian way. ❜ ❛ America teaming up with Russia. That doesn’t sound very friendly. ❜ ❛ That doesn’t sound very friendly. ❜ ❛ Did you disable the alarm? ❜ ❛ …Loving your work, Cowboy. ❜ ❛ We’re struggling here. Why don’t you take a shot at him? ❜ ❛ Somehow, it just doesn’t seem like the right thing to do. ❜ ❛ Looks like he fixed the short. ❜ ❛ Damn. I left my jacket in the other room. ❜ ❛ We may be engaged, but I’m my own woman! ❜ ❛ Besides, I don’t have a ring! It was stolen, remember? ❜ ❛ Thank you, gentlemen, for fouling up two years of hard work! ❜ ❛ Don’t go anywhere. ❜ ❛ I’ll be right here. ❜ ❛ There are only two masters in this world: fear and pain. ❜ ❛ I will get the pilers. ❜ ❛ Have you anything to say? ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d be glad to see you. ❜ ❛ You need help, ________? ❜ ❛ Why is there radiation suit in closet, in a satellite factor? ❜ ❛ I’m not going back behind that wall. ❜ ❛ And when I’m done here, that’s where they’ll put me! ❜ ❛ It doesn’t get any more Russian than the Red Peril here! ❜ ❛ Oh, and you have a new codename. ❜ ❛ What about my daughter? ❜ ❛ Would you mind terribly if I borrowed your car? ❜ ❛ About last night… ❜ ❛ I like my women/men strong. ❜ ❛ What are you doing down there? ❜ ❛ Trying not to get shot. ❜ ❛ It won’t match. ❜ ❛ It doesnt have to match. ❜ ❛ So you’re a thief, but you don’t wear a mask. ❜ ❛ Sometimes, just not when I’m stealing things. ❜ ❛ You told me this was going to be a simple extraction. ❜ ❛ I didn’t ask you to light up half of East _______.❜ ❛ Don’t flatter yourself, they follow everybody. ❜ ❛ One of them who was waiting for me was barely human. ❜ ❛ I don’t think you understand. ❜
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agent-lancelot:
“I’m going to pretend you mean that in a complimentary way.”
“Whatever helps you sleep better at night. Why are you here anyway?”
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brckenkindness:
As soon as Napoleon was within reach, Delila threw a punch aimed at his solar plexus. “That is for lying to me. You get to choose which lie I’m referring to.”
A pained whine slipped through grit teeth. Doubled over, he was briefly grateful that it was not his face, but not by much. Not for the first time Napoleon had to wonder why he kept coming back.
“I deserve that,” he admitted, sucking in another pained breath. “And I’m sorry. Really.”
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