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I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

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I am in tears

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Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

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being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

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Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

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u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

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Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

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Uncritical support for this kid who hospitalized Elon Musk

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Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

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january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

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usually i dont learn anything new during our math lessons bc kindergarten but one time we put on this shapes video & it started off with like regular ass shapes but then it just kept going into shapes with more & more sides & the kids went fucking nuts. the lady would be like “this is a hendecagon” & theyd all start fucking screaming & cheering in delighted bewilderment that only intensified with each new shape & all us adults in the room who also dont know these shapes were sitting there like

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*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

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I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

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