undead-potatoes
undead-potatoes
rutabaga propagandist
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undead-potatoes · 7 hours ago
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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undead-potatoes · 12 hours ago
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i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)
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undead-potatoes · 19 hours ago
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undead-potatoes · 22 hours ago
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undead-potatoes · 22 hours ago
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Whyyyyy does everything need to have fragrance in it, why can't things just smell of whatever ingredients they're made of, when will we as a society be free of this accursed "trend"
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undead-potatoes · 1 day ago
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i first doodled my ugly mermaid characters for a zine back in 2018, and it has always been canonical that they don't have boobs, they have ventral fins. if I can make one lasting contribution to mermaid characters, i hope this is it.
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undead-potatoes · 4 days ago
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undead-potatoes · 4 days ago
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Spot on 😆
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undead-potatoes · 6 days ago
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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undead-potatoes · 7 days ago
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I simply cannot be held accountable for my actions when presented with a big bowl of seasonal, seductively red strawberries. I'll come to after blacking out an undefined amount of time, surrounded by green stalks and the bodies of those who dared stand in my way. 15 dead, thousands injured, a cautionary tale for the history books
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undead-potatoes · 7 days ago
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Emergency art commissions for kitty
Hello tumblr, i'm in a very crucial need of some extra funds to help one of my cats with yet undiagnosed condition she developed in a couple of days ( she isn't eating or drinking and a couple of hours prior she started throwing up blood), she is currently being looked after at the vet clinic, but i will have to seek some extra commission work to cover up for the expenses!
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For art commission work, please take a look at my shop here https://app.lava.top/anastasiae or here https://hipolink.net/needlesslycryptic/products ( you can also find my TOS here) you can contact me directly via my email [email protected]!
PS You might need to switch to desktop to view both stores since they have issues in mobile versions!
Please repost this if you can, sharing is greatly appreciated!
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undead-potatoes · 7 days ago
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undead-potatoes · 9 days ago
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Save me little handheld electrical fan.... little handheld electrical fan save me...
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undead-potatoes · 9 days ago
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
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It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
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What
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Huh???
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undead-potatoes · 10 days ago
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If I ever want to make some extra money on the side I can join a traveling circus as the freak who can sweat like a liter of sweat from the back of their head in 3 minutes flat
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undead-potatoes · 10 days ago
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Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
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undead-potatoes · 11 days ago
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Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938
via reddit
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