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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
#GO ZOHRAN GO#US Politics#''freebie-filled agenda'' is so fucking funny#oh no... not taxes being used to improve people's lives.... the horror..#possibly the most American Politics™ sentence I've ever seen#only second to ''former reality TV star and failed business man becomes president of the world's most powerful country''
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i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)
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Whyyyyy does everything need to have fragrance in it, why can't things just smell of whatever ingredients they're made of, when will we as a society be free of this accursed "trend"
#Sunny Life#like why the hell does pain relief cream have fragrance in it???? this madness has to stop what are you even DOING#it's been over 24 hours since I used it and my legs STILL STINK#this is how I become the Joker I'm gonna show up at a pharmaceutical office building and just start going ape shit
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i first doodled my ugly mermaid characters for a zine back in 2018, and it has always been canonical that they don't have boobs, they have ventral fins. if I can make one lasting contribution to mermaid characters, i hope this is it.

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Spot on 😆
#honestly I still do this at 31 waiting for someone to open the car lmao. some things never change#Misc: Video#Fave#Gif
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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I simply cannot be held accountable for my actions when presented with a big bowl of seasonal, seductively red strawberries. I'll come to after blacking out an undefined amount of time, surrounded by green stalks and the bodies of those who dared stand in my way. 15 dead, thousands injured, a cautionary tale for the history books
#Sunny Life#in other news just inhaled like a big fucking bowl of strawberries before I even knew what had happened#our garden is producing an insane amount of berries rn and I'm gorging myself like a happy little strawberry beast
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Emergency art commissions for kitty
Hello tumblr, i'm in a very crucial need of some extra funds to help one of my cats with yet undiagnosed condition she developed in a couple of days ( she isn't eating or drinking and a couple of hours prior she started throwing up blood), she is currently being looked after at the vet clinic, but i will have to seek some extra commission work to cover up for the expenses!


For art commission work, please take a look at my shop here https://app.lava.top/anastasiae or here https://hipolink.net/needlesslycryptic/products ( you can also find my TOS here) you can contact me directly via my email [email protected]!
PS You might need to switch to desktop to view both stores since they have issues in mobile versions!
Please repost this if you can, sharing is greatly appreciated!
#aaah glad to hear kitty is doing alright!#woof that bill tho#Misc: Commission#Misc: Donations#Long Post
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Save me little handheld electrical fan.... little handheld electrical fan save me...
#Sunny Life#I am inside with the AC and several fans on and I'm still melting#can't deal with the cold can't deal with the heat I was made for a consistent climate of 18 degrees Celsius and slightly overcast
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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If I ever want to make some extra money on the side I can join a traveling circus as the freak who can sweat like a liter of sweat from the back of their head in 3 minutes flat
#Sunny Life#hey hello I am very hot and sweaty (unsexy edition)#I've always been a head sweater (thanks dad for those genes)#but zoloft has turned me into a damn circus freak#just watch out for my name in the next Guinness World Records#the humidity that comes with summer rain isn't helping either#I am become sweat destroyer of dry t-shirts
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Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
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Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938
via reddit
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