undead-zomboy

[undead-zomboy]

unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board

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I like it when characters are really close friends but theyre like. Bad at friendship. like theyre not great people . theyre not necessarily always good to each other. But they are friends!! Incredibly close friends at that!!!! They're Just Not GOOD At It

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rephrasing a sentence to avoid having the same word twice in a row literally feels like adjusting yr stride so you step on the pavement cracks the right way

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hypothesis that kristin is the reason mikey always looks so fine at shows cause she sees how feral we are and goes yeah same honestly lemme help yall out

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My Chemical Romance Live at Loop Lounge 01/03/2002

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accidentally just sang “she was a boy, he was a girl” do we fw these new lyrics

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something very humbling about listening to an unfamiliar song at random and thinking "this kinda goes, wonder if anyone else had heard of it" then you look it up and it's one of the most wildly popular and lauded rock songs of the last half century

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i was just kidding when i said i don't give a fuck i give possibly the biggest fucks you've ever seen

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I think a lot of people. even queer people. get stuck in the trap of believing that cisness + straightness etc are non-identities. as opposed to being queer, which is Having An Identity. the queerness is treated as an additional extra that is put onto neutral personhood, as opposed to being one possible way for a person to exist. and I think it leads people to have some deeply troubling perspectives on what queer politics should look like

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hetero women will say shit like "I like when my man is a little effeminate" and he's just kinda skinny

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HATTEEEE when people say "Hate is a strong word!" I KNOW. that's why I USED the word HATE

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IDK YOU TELL ME GIRL AAWWGHH

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feeard is so boring to me idk can not get behind it u all ship it wrong and now i dont like it

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"analyzing every-" "video essay on-" "researching the decline of-" and the video isn't any of those things. these people are just summarizing the plot of whatever they're talking about for 7 hours and calling it a day.

[undead-zomboy]

i should be an ex-tattoo artist living out of a van and fighting evil with my best friends and a hot priest not forcing myself to do fucking homework while lying in my room