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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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What 11k-13k years of exposure to humans does you

I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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I'm resetting English back to its factory default

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Yuri shippers: *ignoring the nominal protagonist to ship his various designated love interests with each other*

Nominal protagonist: *actually has a halfway-interesting deal for once*

Yuri shippers:

Yuri shippers: We have a proposal.

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The worst part of being a no hands species is that you gotta scratch your nuts with your teeth. A dangerous game

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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imagine if they gendered you from birth and then assigned you a list of interests and personality traits even if that felt horrifically untrue for you and you hated when people did that for as long as you could remember but every time you complained about it people got confused

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France has always been France

just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

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I'm doing a deep dive!

*opens goggle chrome and types something in the search bar. Skims first page of results*

people often say they are doing Deep Dives. when in reality they are doing Shallow Shambles

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what if we kept lawns but got rid of lawnmowers. that could be so funny

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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