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Melee players have to cheat at their own game for people to take their game seriously. They disguise the bugs they exploit as “advanced tech” to trick people in to taking them seriously, but in reality they’re just glitching out a broken party game. 

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No but… I don’t think you guys actually realize how brave Ariana Grande is. Less than 2 weeks ago there was a terrorist attack at her concert. A TERRORIST attack. She’s standing up for herself and not giving into terrorism. Honestly, go her. She’s not just doing this for the fans. She’s doing this for the whole world.

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so my english professor told us this story last year about how he met his wife and it’s completely possible that he made it up just to entertain us but he says it happened and the story is this

he’s a a cruise with his parents to australia where he’s gonna spend a year or so for some reason. can’t remember why but it was job related. his mom is worried that if he spends too long away from her without her constant advice (my mom is also like this lol) he’s going to do something impulsive and ridiculous. 

so, he decides to prank her by pretending to get married to a woman he just met. because he’s obviously so impulsive and ridiculous. so he’s talking to people and stuff and he asks this woman if she’s cool with pretending to marry him to prank his parents. and she says yes. then he goes and talks to the captain and crewmembers and he’s like “i have this ridiculously funny prank where i’m going to pretend to marry this lovely woman to freak out my mom.” and they, of course, reply hell yeah. so like since the first mate has the power to marry people, i guess, he agrees to the fake wedding. 

so at lunch he’s like “mom, dad, this is alyssa. i met her last night and we’re in love and also getting married.” and his mom freaks out and that could be that. but no.

if they’re gonna do this they’re gonna go big or go home.

so, he changes his facebook status to “married to alyssa” and invites all his friends to his wedding in the middle of the ocean. (and they believe him and congratulate him and he’s concerned that his friends think he would really marry a random woman he met like six hours ago) 

now his mom is getting really nervous b/c alyssa (the fake bride) got her friends she was on the cruise to be her bridesmaids. they got the first mate to “marry” then at dinner in front of people. the mom is horrified. 

anyway the next day he goes “just kidding!” and it’s hilarious. but then he has to contact all his friends who were calling him on the phone and stuff to congratulate him to tell them it was an elaborate joke and they all think he’s an asshole and he and alyssa part ways but keep in touch b/c they… actually get along pretty well. 

anyway like a year later they meet up again in boston (i think? big city that wasnt new york) and talk and end up dating for like a year and then end up engaged for real. and now he invites his friends to his real wedding and all their RSVPs essentially say “i’ll show up, but if this is another fake one i’ll fucking murder you” and the mom just flat out didnt believe him for a month because she’s not falling for that again.

and now they’ve been married happily for like three years and they’re expecting their second child who has probably been born by now 

and the overall point of this post is: imagine your otp

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LMAO the cis are at it again. It’s been suggested that the facial model for the statue of liberty was a dude and so now all the news orgs are like “is the statue of liberty actually a man?” Well I for one just congratulate Lady Liberty on being the largest trans woman in North America if not the world.

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The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

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i think netflix is broken

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me: i don’t really like m&m peanuts, i think they’re overrated

eminem fan appears literally out of nowhere: you just dont get it man, there’s two sides to him, yes he raps about killing women and violently abusing them some times but thats just slim shady. his alter ego! its not really him. other times, he raps about his daugther and how much he loves her. you dont get it… u dont understand, you’re just judging him based on his extremely violent and disturbing lyrics. he’s actually a good guy and you’re a judgemental prick!!!!!!

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Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed

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when someone says “muslims need to tell isis to stop” but u already texted isis and they left u on read and now they’re vague-posting about u

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not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

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I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

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a love story for the ages (x)

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Celebrate this man 👏🏽 keep working hard even when those around you try to bring you down

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Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

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