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I think the empire might be falling in our lifetime

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do you think toby ever got inspiration from his fans

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we are cancelling all tours of our factories until further notice because we're replacing all the floors with bottomless pits so you have to do platforming on conveyor belts and catwalks to get around

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it's such a shame that when told she's finally getting a chance to control her own life, raiden decides to continue with the soldier thing instead of taking estrogen and getting deeply into bdsm

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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval

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being a girl with swirly glasses meeting another girl with swirly glasses and falling in love but the swirls on our glasses go in opposite directions so when our quivering lips finally meet in a kiss we are both obliterated without even ash remaining

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she's a 10 but she won't stop yapping about the nintendo 3DS and pressuring you into hacking your 3DS and she won't stop talking about fire emblem awakening and super mario 3D land and pushmo and streetpass memories and did you know it's actually pretty easy to hack a 3DS you could give it a try

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imagine how cool it would be if plurality had the visual effects it's dramatized to have in fiction. like if your body's eye colors would change as you came on and off of front. that would be wicked

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its kinda funny how wirhout the context of undertale, sans in deltarune is just the guy who fucks your mom

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"op is a transandrophobe guys :/ also op thinks reverse racism is fake :/ op thinks women should have rights :/ op is anti-genocide guys :/ op apparently thinks it's funny to make down with cis jokes :/ op believes in human rights, gross :( I know it's a good post but op believes a better world is possible :("

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老师小姐刚刚说了"i boppy wawa."这是什么意思？

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deltarune begins by discarding the appearance and name you choose, then immediately proceeds to show the protagonist being called the name their mother likely chose for them. at school, they encounter susie, an outcast who's treated as a deadly monster (even by her teacher) despite the fact that she never follows through on her violent threats. kris and susie are then forced by their teacher to go into the closet, a dark place whose residents are oppressed by wider society. there, they meet ralsei, who initially covers his entire face and body with a cloak and tells them with an air of resignation that he's been waiting his entire life to meet them so he can fulfill the role of the prince of darkness that's been forced upon him. it's difficult to read it as anything other than a transfem allegory, and I struggle to imagine the kind of cognitive dissonance it would require to understand it as anything else

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That first Polish-language encyclopedia was right about dragons. "It is hard to defeat a dragon, but you have to try." That is in fact a definition of "dragon" that cuts to the heart of the matter and covers all the essentials.

A dragon is something that A) is very hard to defeat and B) must be fought. That's it. That's all you really have to know when approaching the subject.

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I feel out-chuuni'd by these new oomfies around

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eat duel with swords eat again eat a third time sleep repeat