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what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn鈥檛 a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer聽
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i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually
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look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter
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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor
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normalize being out of the loop...... like what is even going on lol
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never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion
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crossfaded off of birdsong and a ray of sunlight
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huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.
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