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This is the magic of game changer

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(deeply appreciates you but doesn't know how to show it) i am going to eat and stab and dismember you

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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If you are trans I need you to stay alive.

Stay alive for every other trans person fighting, stay alive for every trans person who is no longer here, and most importantly stay alive for yourself.

They don’t get to erase us! They don’t get to take away our rights, and treat us as less than human. Don’t let them erase us, and don’t let them make you a statistic. Don’t let them win.

Stay alive

If you won’t do it for yourself, then do it for others. Do it out of spite.

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“this accessory is not supported by your device” that’s charger you stupid bitch shes your girlfriend

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where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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one trans man to another, it's always fascinating to me when people imply that there were no trans men or drag kings anywhere during the stonewall riots.

there is a very weird & persistent idea that trans men are like, a brand new phenomena and/or basically do not exist within the trans community/do not have a place within the trans community.

people also straight up do not know drag kings exist a lot of the time.

it's bizarre! not to mention very much rooted in & perpetuated by transphobia.

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tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

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dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one

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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

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Hey, real important thing here, if you're going to listen to any marginalized group when it comes to oppression, it should be from the marginalized group that is suffering from that specific oppression

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"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.

Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.

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literally my favorite type of tweet

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lmao jk rowling slander in the first psych novel (a mind is a terrible thing to read by william rabkin)

mind you this was written in 2009