I am in severe distress. I am vibing. I am king of the world. I am bored. I am lost at sea. I am making coffee. I am foraging in the forest. I am making tea. I am chasing pigeons. I am napping in a chair
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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hello
agent be upon ye
goodbye
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what's the point of having absolutely insane life changing cinematic quality dreams if i never remember them. i'll wake up like "damn that was crazy" "what was" "...i forgor 💀"
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what do you even gain from this
I get to share things with people, I make people smile and laugh, but most of all, I get called a rat bastard everyday of my life
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Me thinking really hard about random stupid details about my own ocs story:

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sleeper agent but when u say their activation phrase they immediately fall asleep
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jedi time
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Teaming up in games:
Expectation:
Reality:
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do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?
im assuming diplomacy has failed
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Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
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If they stand behind you, give them protection.
If they stand beside you, give them respect.
If they stand if front of you, watch their back. And if they stand against you, show them no mercy.
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I'm evil and I'm going to shoot lightning at you until you die. Hope this helps!
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