undergrads-au

[undergrads-au]

More thoughts on school shenanigans

Mettaton wears a scarf because basically everyone else does, but wears the same clothes otherwise.It’s covered in glitter and sequins so it’s more glamorous than everyone else’s.

Sans pranks Mettaton on Monday’s for “stealing” his bro’s money. He randomly pranks people but they are pretty harmless. Sans still owes Grillby money. For lunch, he never brings his own.

Gaster is Papyrus and Sans’ dad. It’s how Papyrus always has lunch money. Gaster scolds Sans for not speaking wingdings during his class. Sans will be answering a question and like a third way through Gaster is like “Sans! In wingdings, you know better.” Everyone groans cause they gotta translate what sans is saying as well as Gaster. Everyone who takes Gaster’s class has a “WingDings For Dummies” book. Sans makes a quick buck selling answer sheets after school. He call thems “shortcuts.” During group projects everyone wants to be in his or Alphys’ group.

Rouxls Kaard is the new transfer English teacher, Mettaton hates his class and mocks him. He flipped Rouxls off once and and his response was, “Apologies, w'rm. I doth not speaketh wingdings.” He legit thinks it’s wingdings after a run in with Gaster, more on that later. Rouxls also teaches an after school creative puzzles class. Papyrus is in it but god does he loathe it. He’s only in it cause he wants Sans to improve and to make sure Sans is, in fact attending. Papyrus goes once a week because he will lose his goddamn mind if he goes more than that. He asks friends who are in the class to make sure Sans is there.

Susie is Mettaton’s rival bully. Everyone carries extra cash while Mettaton has a schedule, Susie is random as hell. Better stock up on art supplies.

[undergrads-au]

Mettaton’s Bullying Schedule

He has very specific days when he bullies people. Last day of the month he leaves a calendar in everyone’s lockers so they know when they’re being bullied.

Monday’s he steals Papyrus’ lunch money, but honest Papyrus just gives it to him. And Mettaton doesn’t really him cause Papyrus is so nice and also his brother creeps him out. Every Monday Mettaton feels his sins crawling up his back.

Tuesday it’s Sans’ day. Mettaton stuffs Sans into a locker, but right after he does it he sees Sans walking down the hall. He immediately rips the door off the locker to see he’s gone. Like the whole fucking door? Yeah.

Wednesday he wears pink. Along with wearing pink he “terrorizes” the younger kids. AKA if they’re aren’t wearing pink stripes he forces them into pink stripe sweaters.

Thursday is Burgerpants. He runs extra errands for Mettaton. He ends up missing classes cause the errands take so long. Like he has to get a specific brand of something from the next town over that is only sold in a very particular store. Shampoo, it’s like $45 a bottle. Drives his shitty van. Burgerpants really gets bullied everyday though.

Friday it’s random. Everyone carries cash in case it’s them. No one knows what form of bullying Mettaton is going to deal or when he’s going to do it.

[undergrads-au]

The au no one asked for

Undertale highschool au where everyone is a student or teacher. Just some headcannons.

@andonehyena ‘s input blue text.

Mettaton: President of the drama club and school bully, but no one really minds. He slams you against the locker and instead of blocking you with his arm it’s his leg. Will shake you down for lunch money but he’s pretty polite about it. “Now darling let's make this easy, you give me your lunch money and I won’t have to destroy that pretty little face of yours.” He’d still be friends with Alphys who’s this science weeb and clearly a target for bullying but he never does. Alphys is the one who helped him practice his lines when he was first getting into drama. Mettaton is in every play.

Papyrus: Member of the drama club, home ec, and wannabe royal guard. He’s got a natural flair for the dramatics and Mettaton needs more of that raw talent. His favorite class is home ec but he makes some kind of pasta every time even if the assignment was to make a dessert. He made a dessert pasta, the teacher didn’t even know those existed. Wants the join the Royal Guards hockey team but Undyne won’t let him.

Undyne: Captain of the Royal Guards and member of the anime club, music.. Knows Papyrus would be pretty good at hockey but won’t let him join in fear of everyone of his bones breaking. Encourages everyone to do their best in her own really aggressive way.

Sans: Goalie for the Royal Guards, student teacher, is in music class. Sans is somehow in all the classes at once, even the ones that happen at the same time. He never does homework. He’s usually awake for science and music class, as well as lunch because “lunch period is also a class.” Always roots on his brother. He never shows up for practice so Undyne is always threatening to kick him off, but he’s the best goalie they’ve had in years.

Muffett: Home ec and accounting. She’s in charge of every single bake sale and fundraiser that involves baked goods. Refuses to haggle prices lower. She actually haggles up when you try.

Toriel: Teaches a really specific class about snails. She’s in a portable. Asgore could be the principle and whenever he tries to correct her about how to do things “in his school” she just yells out her window “IM NOT IN YOUR SCHOOL” and slams it shut.

Napstablook: stagecraft and music class. Like the weird kid who never talks to anyone. He also works on the sound mixes for all MTT’s plays. Not on speaking with terms with MTT until Frisk fixes it.

Monster kid: Middle schooler. Is in Toriel’s snail class. Is in most of the same classes as Frisk. Probably follows undyne to all her classes. Carries her books.

Burgerpants: stagecraft and MTT’s Personal errand boy. Smokes pot behind the school. He’s in stagecraft because he thought it would get him in more productions, now he’s just Mettaton’s errand boy. He ends up being tree #2 most of the time. Not even #1. If he’s lucky.

Nicecream Guy: Accounting and yearbook. Runs the year book with Catty and Bratty. Makes nice comments about people.

Catty & Bratty: Year book. They give Mettaton his own page. Mettaton, basically has multiple pages cause he’s heavily featured on the drama club page.

W.D. Gaster: Science teacher??? A science teacher who’s never there and is instead replaced by like ten rotating subs. The one time he comes in he blows up the chem lab. Sans and Alphys are 2 of the rotating subs as student teachers. Except those days you don’t do science. Sans either teaches something so advance no one gets it, or spends the entire time making science puns. You watch Ghibli movies with Alphys. But in dubs because “you get the emotion the director was going for.” Alphys is too nervous to actually teach.