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[underpaid-guard]

thomas i have dealt with your kind of mortals before annoying long living but easy to kill if you just hit the right spots and break their sense of what they are the mortal god of

You will find no mere man if you dare do anything against those I hold dear, I do not fear you, nor your threats.

[underpaid-guard]

Hello there thomas i am vargok uncle to ashen the bastard who killed me and took my magic luckily i still live would you like to make a deal if not i will kill you and prince leo as you two are close to my niece tick tock time is ticking young mortal

...You seek to threaten me, scare me, it will not work. You know absolutely nothing about me, I can and will stop you.

[underpaid-guard]

Well, don't worry. You'll get the hang of it quick!

It's more so the king doesn't nag at everyone about protecting the prince.

Hello! Is this the right place? Sorry, just applied for the new guard position, got lost... yknow... im libitina! But you can call me lib or libby!

-@chaos----knight

Ah! hello Lib! Yes this is the right place! I'm Thomas. A pleasure to meet you.

[underpaid-guard]

Now tell me, How much experience do you have in guarding royals?

Hello! Is this the right place? Sorry, just applied for the new guard position, got lost... yknow... im libitina! But you can call me lib or libby!

-@chaos----knight

Ah! hello Lib! Yes this is the right place! I'm Thomas. A pleasure to meet you.

[underpaid-guard]

Hello! Is this the right place? Sorry, just applied for the new guard position, got lost... yknow... im libitina! But you can call me lib or libby!

-@chaos----knight

Ah! hello Lib! Yes this is the right place! I'm Thomas. A pleasure to meet you.

[underpaid-guard]

When are you and the prince going to produce an Heir to the Northern Kingdom?

(And dont say its because your both men, there are many magics that make it possible)

That is personal thank you very much.

[underpaid-guard]

Ashen...Please don't burn my fiancé to the ground.

| Since your mother has upgraded from Princess to Queen, you now have the title of Prince |

Huh.. I see.. I’ll ask her about that at some point

[underpaid-guard]

*Thomas shakes it firmly*

Thomas. Guard to the prince.

Greetings I am a knight in search of work. Do you have any doors that need an extra guard or dragons that need slaying?

-@the-final-knight

Ah hello!

hmm. not off the top of my head no. Sorry!

[underpaid-guard]

*A taller man waves you down* Hey wait!

You seem to be in a predicament I know all too well.

You need a job I have one!

Always need a buddy when out with the prince, Hard to check corners with one set of eyes.

Greetings I am a knight in search of work. Do you have any doors that need an extra guard or dragons that need slaying?

-@the-final-knight

Ah hello!

hmm. not off the top of my head no. Sorry!

[underpaid-guard]

Why is there a fish on the roof?

Must have been the wind or something.

[underpaid-guard]

Thats great to hear!

Been busy with my guarding duties and seeing the prince in the gardens. I'm truly sorry for not making time to visit.

I haven't spoken to you in a while! How are you?

I've been well! Thank you for asking!

[underpaid-guard]

How's the kid doing?

I haven't spoken to you in a while! How are you?

I've been well! Thank you for asking!

[underpaid-guard]

Ah! Shrooms! Great to see you!

How have you been?

I haven't spoken to you in a while! How are you?

I've been well! Thank you for asking!

[underpaid-guard]

I haven't spoken to you in a while! How are you?

I've been well! Thank you for asking!

[underpaid-guard]

Who is the prince

My Fiance!

@leo-the-first

[underpaid-guard]

I see.

You'll have to fill me in one day. Maybe over tea with me and the prince!

Wake up

GAH!

Apologies.

[underpaid-guard]

Woahh!

Guessed I was missed huh?

Wake up

GAH!

Apologies.