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WHAT IS THIS I’M LAUGHING
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dennys I am honestly concerned are you ok?
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All his young life, Jason was teased on the playground. The kids would inevitably ask, “So Jason, do you have an innie, or an outtie?” His face would turn bright red, his eyes would swell with tears, and he’d pull his shirt as far down as possible so they couldn’t lift it up on him, and he’d run away sobbing. It was torment. Until one day, years later, in high school, and after a bunch of Kyle XY episodes to help him get there, he decided enough was enough. Those same bullies still hung out together 10 years later, so Jason walked up to their little group at lunch time. One of them laughed and said, “If it isn’t little Jason No-Belly-Button. What’s the matter weirdo? Afraid of your stomach again?” Jason just stood their quietly. Then smiled. Then slowly pulled his shirt up to reveal the pancake goblin that protruded from his abdomen. The kids were mostly confused at first. But then the pancakes spoke: “No. But you should be,” and then began to maniacally laugh. They all ran as quick as they could, dropping their book bags and lunches, crying for years to come, haunted by the sight. Jason chuckled, pulled out a tiny bottle of syrup and fed his parasitic friend, and walked away satisfied. Revenge is a meal best served on the abs.
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dennys are you okay
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Did anyone ever call you a tenderfoot and you got this weird feeling inside knowing that you’re actually hiding the fact that you’re a chicken tenderfoot?
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are you okay dennys
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You see,I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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hey guys i hate to do this but my mom really needs some help right now. my mom, my dad, and i are all working but we still can’t afford my mom’s chemo. it breaks my heart to see her sick and i’m selling pressed flower pendant necklaces to try and raise money for my mom’s treatment.
my mom has been through two abusive husbands, the abduction of her son, and multiple hate crimes, but shes STILL the strongest person i know. even when she’t at her sickest, she still makes us breakfast in the mornings and does everything she can for us. if there’s anyone that i know that deserves help right now, its her.
all of the necklaces pictured here are for sale. my prices will be very flexible, so just message me if you’re interested in purchasing any of these.
even if you can’t buy something, please reblog
edit: my shop is set up at orvix.storenvy.com!!
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I am blessing your dash
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this is art.
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Ah yes please welcome.. Pinch the crab! aka @pinuh
This is from her live stream last night. it was super fun :)
(oh and BTW pinuh i was artist in training.)
i told infinite puns in the stream.
AND THEN SENPAI DREW MY OC CHECK IT OUTT
anyways. I had a lot of fun and made a lot of new inside jokes like:
- RRRRRRRRROLF
-My puns ;)
-Dino chicken nugget king
-PINCH THE CRAB
-leo-pard
- “peanut butter”
and last but not least mr Cake :)
oh and Btw the code word is “panda” :)
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Okay so today I was out playing Pokemon Go and I almost caught an Eevee but it ran away, so me and some random kid I dont even know teamed up (who was also playing Pokemon go, and trying to catch that Eevee) and we walked around for 3 hours trying to find that eevee together. When we found it one of my eggs (10 Kilometers) had finally hatched and guess what, IT WAS AN EEVEE. 
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Alrighty~! I am cheating just a little, pfffft! I still have a few more people before I hit 2,000… but I wanted to go ahead and do this! ; v ; Since I don’t do anything for the awesome and amazing tumblr followers! I seriously apologize about that. BUT I STILL WANT TO GIVE EVERYONE A HUUUUGE THANK YOU!!  This is a big milestone for me to hit and I really appreciate you guys so much! I hope you all continue enjoying my work! ; ^ ; ♥ 
Right so there will be two winners! Each will receive a fullbody of ONE OC/Canon character with transparent background. 
RULES:
1. You must be following me!  2. ONE LIKE and ONE REBLOG on this post each counts as one entry! So one person may each have a maximum of two entries~! 3. For your prize, you may choose between having your own character drawn or a Canon character(from like cartoon, game, tv, etc.)! 4. Winners will be picked day of or day after raffle ends!
RAFFLE ENDS: JULY 13! ^ ^  
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why do I draw such sad things? 
This is from the flowerfell AU which I have fallen in love with!
also, this was another 3AM drawing too.
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Asexual Mettaton, reblog if you agree
I now declare myself president of the Asexual Mettaton Defense Squad 2k16
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i think that everyone should reblog Roger.
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I’m gonna reblog this so others can see and help her, I hope you guys raise enough money! <3
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You can help save this girl’s life
Hello, I’m LJ and I have momentarily taken over Meg’s blog because she is too sick right now to do this for herself. Anyway, Meg is the sweetest kid you will ever meet. Just take a look at this blog and you will see all the good she does. This incredible young girl is fighting for her life and it’s up to us to help her. She’s 17; a child. No child deserves this kind of suffering. A while ago another fundraiser was being run for her, but it was outdated so this is the new one. The difference is that on this website, they only give you 30 days to earn as much as possible before the fundraiser expires so we really need to get as much support as possible. The details of Meg’s story are on the fundraiser page but basically, she needs surgery to her brain, spine and spinal cord; huge surgery only performed by American surgeons. Meg is English. Unfortunately this means that huge costs accompany the procedure and despite already raising a lot of money, there is still a bit of a way to go.  Please help her by reblogging and donating. You can donate from almost anywhere in the world and even if you donate just £5, it will help give Meg the chance to grow up and live her life. She deserves this, her brother deserves this. She is always so strong and is there for everyone but now it is time for us to be there for her. 
The fundraiser link is: https://crowdfunding.justgiving.com/help-this-kid
With your help, she can live to see tomorrow. Thank you.
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Should i do a genocide run in undertale?
i have just finished the true pacifist ending but to be honest i really miss the game, and i don’t want to retry the true pacifist ending so you guys can decide!
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