For those curious:
Our lowest 3 smash are
2.4 for the Elon Musk poll
2.7 for the charles III
4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres
Our highest 3 smash are
95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll
93 for the Appalachian Moutains
92 for the type 30 rotary phone
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i would give anything to live inside her mind for a day
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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
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special defense
does this count as anything ???is this art
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come on I'm trying to read here
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Actual review
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Interactions that probably happened in California at least once
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Reblogs appreciated but please don't repost/reupload/use.
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My oddly satisfying cumshots just got posted to reddit dot com....?
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Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.
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me: they say that three is a magic number. Well, i got three words for u: swiss army phalloplasty. three interchangeable heads: one cut, one uncut, one that opens bottles. and the product name? Threenis.
shark tank:
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