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springtail eating a slime mold

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Let women speak. Edinburgh Pride, 2025.

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Have you ever finished a book that was over 800 pages?

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Get this through your thick skull! *psychic attack* *psychic attack* *psychic attack* *psychic attack* *psychic attack*

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whoops

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Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.

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NEW Daily Mittens: Hydration

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an average f/f Literary Fiction novel with a central plotline about two women becoming romantically entangled is often hornier than an f/f Romance Novel with multiple explicit sex scenes because

in the f/f romance novels I've read at least the desire and the horniness is entirely contained within the sex scenes, outside of them the protagonist does not think lustfully about the love interest

but a Literary Novel will go on for several paragraphs about how the love interest's sweat slides down her wrist with a degree of desperation usually only seen in Tumblr textposts about [noun]girls

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me: this scene is stupid.

also me: writes it anyway and accidentally unlocks the entire plot.

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do it drunk. do it high

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NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

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Random WOT question for you and your followes that I was thinking about today while cooking stir fry: where did Nynaeve learn to use chopsticks? Did she learn at the White Tower or did she just figure it out on the spot? Or are chopsticks a thing the Two Rivers and Mat's just an idiot?

my headcanon answer is that she learned in the borderlands (maybe in the scene with lan's malkieri family??? i don't remember what they're eating in that scene) and since mat didn't come to the borderlands in this turning of the wheel he's the only one of the ef5 who didn't pick up how to use them, but i'll throw this one out to the crowd, what do we think y'all???

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It's an egregious conflict of interest.

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SIGN HERE TO SAVE WOT!

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage