underworldboss

[underworldboss]

I have a torture idea. Play the triple dent gum song on repeat for hours and hours in Tartarus.

"Ooh, nice, I like it! Boys, take this idea down to the Department of Eternal Torments on the double! I want that annoying song spread like hummus on a pita!"

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Awww, is someone grumpy? Is he feeling cranky? Wittle guy didn’t get to conquer his big brudder? Someone needs a nap.

"A nap? Heh. Yeah, no. You first. How 'bout a DIRT NAP?"

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Did you hear?! Greece just legalized gay marriage!!! 🌈❤️

"Hey, good on them! About time, am I right? This mortal fixation with hatin' on each other for who ya choose to schmooze is exhausting. You folks really need to get back to hatin' on mortals who actually deserve it... like the ones who wear white togas after Twelve Labors Day. Yeesh, talk about your fashion disasters! Thought @liveforfurs was gonna blow a fuse last time that happened."

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Hi!! I drew a self portrait of you! I hope you like it! ^^

"Now who is THAT handsome fella! Nice resemblance! Good to see the Muses know how to inspire people to draw a god who actually deserves to be immortalized in art."

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Opinions on Stromboli or the coachman?

"Y'know, I respect the grind, I do. They're business men, I'm a business man, we've got the same priorities. Wouldn't call 'em the 'big leagues,' but they've got potential."

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What was your process behind making opioids in poppies or opioids based painkillers (like morphine) as a cure and addiction and stuff?

"Heh, not a clue! I outsource that job to my minions. The Lord of the Dead can't be over here wasting time worrying about the dotted iotas and crossed thetas."

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https://youtu.be/zBJU9ndpH1Q?si=5JyC0xNhnIPOk2t6 this but it’s pain tumbling down the stairs

"Yeah, gotta say, that's pretty close, babe. The amount of ceilings I've had to replace since he started working for me... oy, don't get me started!"

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by Sharad Bhat

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july 2022 • selinunte, sicily

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"I'm the one giving orders now, Bolt Boy, and I think I'm gonna like it here!"

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Kingdom Hearts Union χ - Olympus Coliseum

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For DOOM the bell tolls.

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Priest of Chaos by Azazelsartsworks

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" Survival "

Acrylic on Canvas

Size 18 x 24 cm.

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3. Bulky (inktober 2020)

That a pretty muscular Cerberus ! Who is a good Doggo !