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WEDGIE INCIDENT REPORT WITH BULLY COMMENTARY — “THE DENIAL FILES: THE STRETCH THAT BROKE HIM”

Case #: WD-NUCLEAR-7ALPHA

Location: Dorm + Hotel Suite (Cross-Site Humiliation Event)

Classification: Stage 5 Atomic Wedgie w/ Face-Hood Encasement, Post-Workout Filth Fusion, and Humiliator Monologue

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SUBJECTS:

• Victim: Young male, athletic build, notable vanity (mirror selfies, tight gear, overconfidence).

Wore tight Under Armour compression top, navy warm-ups, and unfortunately, the stretchiest white briefs in existence.

• Assailant(s):

• Primary Bully: Bleached-tips sadist with a grin that grows in proportion to humiliation.

• Secondary Bully: Hotel room executioner with two fists and no mercy, seen in last image yanking those tighty-whities like they’re resistance bands.

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BULLY COMMENTARY (Verbatim + Inferred)

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PHASE 1: THE SETUP — “LITTLE MAN’S GOT PRIDE, HUH?”

Visual Reference: Mirror Selfie

“Look at this dude. Takes a selfie like he’s ‘bout to drop an album—meanwhile, he don’t realize his waistband’s already volunteering for service.”

• The victim proudly displays waistband, tucked tight—GymJam brand, built for movement. Unfortunately, perfect elasticity = perfect launchability.

• “Tucking your shirt into your briefs? Bro, you made my job easier. That’s a launch handle.”

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PHASE 2: PRIME POSITIONING — “GOT THAT WEDGIE STANCE LOCKED IN.”

Visual Reference: Bent-Over Rear Shot

“He bent like that on his own. That’s consent as far as I’m concerned.”

• The victim bends forward, unintentionally presenting full access to the gluteal seam.

• “You see that wrinkle line between his cheeks? That’s the fold where hope goes to die.”

• Sweat shine along the inner thighs suggests post-workout conditions—fabric’s moist, sticky, and already clinging. The bully notices.

• “Yo, your draws already chewin’ your cheeks before I even touched ‘em. That’s crazy.”

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PHASE 3: THE YANK — “WE GOING OVER THE EARS WITH THIS ONE.”

Visual Reference: Hotel Room Atomic Execution Image

“Oh nah, don’t act surprised now. This your idea of breathable cotton?”

• Underwear is yanked skyward with violent torque. Elastic ascends like an elevator with no brakes.

• “Bruh, your waistband’s at eye level and I ain’t even halfway done.”

• Fabric stretches so far it becomes translucent, showing head silhouette as briefs are repurposed into a face hammock of shame.

• “You see that? That’s not underwear anymore, that’s a dome sock. A butt-flavored beanie.”

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VICTIM RESPONSE: “WEDGIE DENIAL TO FULL SPIRITUAL BREAKDOWN”

• Stage 1: Stiffened Back, Tilted Chin

• “He’s pretending it don’t hurt. That little nostril flare says otherwise.”

• Stage 2: Whimpers + Headshake

• “There it is. He doin’ that lil ‘no no no’ like his body can still negotiate with the fabric.”

• Stage 3: Full Hooded Submission

• Fabric now engulfing his entire face. The bully holds it there.

• “Breathe deep. That’s your own swamp stank, my guy. That’s self-inflicted.”

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OLFACTORY DAMAGE (Smell Commentary)

“Bro, when I pulled those undies up and that warm air escaped? I gagged a little. Not gonna lie. You got swamp cheeks. That cotton? Marinated. Aged like blue cheese in July.”

• Estimated Damage:

• Victim inhaled 12–15 seconds of heated musk.

• Likely caused tearing, gag reflex, and facial twitching from olfactory trauma.

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PHASE 4: CLOSURE — “DRAWSTRING DESTINY”

Visual Reference: Final Pull-Down Image

“You ever seen tighty-whities turn into a ski mask? You have now.”

• Bully finishes by yanking the briefs down around the victim’s face, anchoring them beneath the chin.

• “He really moaned into his own dirty drawers. That’s not denial anymore. That’s resignation.”

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CLOSING ANALYSIS:

• Wedgie Severity: Nuclear

• Fabric Status: Max stretch; elastic stress lines visible

• Underwear Function:

• Original: Support garment

• Final: Olfactory torture hood / confidence eraser / nasal skid transfer device

• Psychological Fallout:

• Victim now flinches near laundry hampers

• Believed to have switched to boxer briefs “for space and recovery”

• Rumors he refers to his own underwear drawer as “the trauma closet”

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BULLY’S FINAL WORD:

“You post pics lookin’ like an athlete—now you smell like your own athletic regrets. That wasn’t a wedgie, my boy. That was a baptism… in booty funk.”