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me when my ears dont work n im also a white man

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more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

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devastated to see people ragging on maximus... my morally dubious autistic king... man who never makes the right choice even once...

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honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time

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Okey-Dokey

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"firstly... FIRSTLY the intention is misrepresented, then the act is greatly exaggerated, and THEN it becomes pluralized? what a NARC" suddenly I understand how Dan could've been a lawyer

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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

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My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?

im at work

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phil is a genius at marketing bc he realised that if he turned sponsor segments into saw traps it would compel people to watch. and it's working. every time a segue makes dan look like he wants to die i am enthralled

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ok ok it's been a month since i wrote any kinda fanfic i need to get back to it

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About to get silly with it

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google search how to cough up the ball of grief that's been stuck in your stomach since birth

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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

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There are only two things Simon will take his time to describe in full: the meal laid in front of him and what Baz is wearing, aka the meal laid in front of him