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problematic XP gap relationship

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stupid -> BIG stupid

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Gayest Pokémon Tournament Round 1 Match 287

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kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

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One of the funniest things about you Marvel bitches is how much you suck at making gifs

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hi… would u ever draw trans girl shuichi? pleas…….

honey I'm the self proclaimed transfemme-hara CEO, you KNOW I would

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I would neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :3

I'm eventually getting someone else to send someþing akin and you'll þink it's me and it'll be funny

I summon roaches in your basement and give you eep.

uneevee I know that's you.

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i think we should extend a little more grace to people who were indoctrinated who have realized their way of thinking is wrong/harmful/problematic and are now doing the work to unlearn large portions of their belief system

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being a non partnering aro is great because we have way more time for the killings

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I made one of @justsamsung critters!! Hehe they where so fun to draw lol

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cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"

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it turns out a lot of people are actually on the same page about whether or not they'd work if they didn't have to earn money, we just all seem to have wildly different definitions of what counts as work. i'll see one person say "of course i would, i'd still want to create art and volunteer in my local community" and another say "hell no i wouldn't, i'd quit work and just create art and volunteer in my local community" and then they look at eachother like they said something incomprehensible.

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BEAUTIFUL MOLE - SPROUT MOLES can't be beautiful, but this one comes pretty close 🍃

Art by @pawmieyipee 🎨

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My dad raises grass-fed beef cattle and I help him sell it, mainly by maintaining an online presence. For a while, I kept having the most ridiculous conversations with people who I assume were marketing students. I didn't want to be rude so I'd try to let them down gently but this one guy just kept insisting that with his magical marketing skills he could grow our business.

What he could not seem to comprehend is that we could not grow our business, at least not without significant time and monetary investment. Cows take two years from pregnancy to the size that you can sell. If we buy adult cows, our margins become razor thin or even negative. Even if we somehow could acquire some cows, our barn and hay fields are already near maximum capacity. Renting another field would be relatively easy, building a bigger barn not so much.

Cows are living animals, they aren't widgets that can be produced infinitely. Besides that, many businesses inherently cannot grow, because if they do they'll become something else. The delicious bakery down the street cannot produce much more than they do, if they began mass marketing and production they'd eventually be selling the equivalent of Twinkies. We grow grass-fed, organic beef, if we expanded how long would that last? Eventually we'd become the very factor farms that we hate. Some things can only ever be made on a small scale and they are usually the best things.

But also, what are they teaching them at marketing school and how is it so disconnected from reality?

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Ok so

Humans have UV stripes

Many kinds of birds can see UV light

Imagine Berdly trying to count Kris's stripes and Kris is so fucking pissed because they can't see them, and Berdly is also surprised because he just assumed anyone could see those stripes, especially humans since it's their trait.

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