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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit
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stupid bug drank my whole shake
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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer
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just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛
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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.
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