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@banesberry-anomoly look at youhim

Look at him

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i checked their blog and yeah they are a gimmick

Like if you’re a #the pettiness wars. fan, reblog if you’re a #rainworld fan.

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Yo wordreference what the fuck are these two wittering on about

Scp 035: We can speak French.

Scp 049: No, you can’t.

Scp 173 and Scp 035: …

Scp 173: BAGUETTES-

Scp 035: FRENCH TOAST-

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Stop fighting and just make out already

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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If you care about typicality it's well known that you use the median

actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too

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There is no original post in ba sing se

We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

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Shut the FUCK up

Did you graduate today? Congrats if you did! (I saw your gfs post so if you’re monogamous I’m assuming it’s you)

thanksz..........

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I really need to play Genshin, I have a Xingciu to ascend.

FREMINET MY BABY BOYYYYY

LYNEY

LYNETTE

THYRE SAVING THE POEPLE

THE WATER

ITS LEAVING?@?$##

!!!!!! PLAN SUCCESSFUL!!!!!

[unexian1296]

If I say it, say it back

say it back

rawr x3

say it back

say it back

rawr XD

cmon say it back

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He's also canonically aro

I've been trying to explain my Sherlock is ace headcanon to my friend and they're just like NOOOO he had sex with that person when he was pretending to date them

and I'm like exactly!! he had sex JUST because he had to fool her into thinking he liked her so he could take advantage of her (questionable morals but yk)

which means he had literally no feelings for her and therefore he didn't care abt the sex

okay and this woman made sexual advances towards him but he looks at her eyes rather than her boobs and is just totally chill

I'm not saying allos can't ignore boobs but like I genuinely believe Sherlock couldn't care less abt sex

I'm trying to explain that he can have sex and make sex references and act sexy and joke abt sex without being allo??!?!!????!

(anyway this is the same friend who told me I'd find someone eventually and has a lot of internalised aphobia despite ace questioning themselves so I understand why they don't get this)

(I'm really sorry if you don't care abt Sherlock whatsoever lol I just needed to prove a point to a fellow aspec person)

I have no knowledge about this man (not in the fandom) but from what you've said, I say an ace headcannon is completely acceptable and understandable :)

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can you be the one officiating our wedding

I know absolutely nothing about love :)

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You don't know who Digital is?

guys i think i just got married to digital????

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I know. But cheese is funny.

🧀

I am going to throw blocks of cheese at aphobes

Good job, soldier.

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I want to make a Tumblr Incremental game

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That's magenta. Not purple. Sorry.

Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos

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I'm pretty sure all of the blogs stemming from the disemvoweler could be a verse.

Am I only saying that because I want to be in a verse? Maybe, I don't know.

List of gimmick verses I've seen:

Like, a general one, which is just the gimmick verse and everything.

A corporate gimmick verse with corporations/companies and all that.

A history gimmick verse with historical figures (me, Shakespeare, Tchaikovsky, etc..).

I suppose like...Anon gimmick verse also exists with different types of anons.

A planet gimmick verse exists with...yeah, planets and moons.

Country gimmick verses, with countries, as the name says.

There's a state gimmick verse (Where I've mostly only seen American states at the time being).

I won't doubt that there's a color gimmick verse, but for now I haven't seen that.