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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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“I asked ChatGPT and—” well I asked the Bendu and he said I see your defeat like many arms surrounding you in a cold embrace

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight

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average day in Danville

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

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You MEME, miette?

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HAPPY PNF SEASON FIVE RELEASE DAY FOR ALL WHO CELEBRATE

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

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idk why i dugadid this to myself

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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

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Communal Tumblr Stim Toy pass it on