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hey quick question btw. what the fuck is going on

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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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Do you have any tips for time management?

I usually don’t know what day it is

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I love looking at genius citations

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Scrolling on tumblr on company wifi <3

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something a friend said

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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

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Yknow what hell yeah

HEY YOU GROSS TUMBLR USER, I WILL BRING 139 RATS INTO ALBERTA CANADA IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO MY NEW SONG

And yes, I WILL do this, I don't give a shit that I'm in the United Kingdom I WILL be the first person to commit rat terrorism on alberta if you don't listen to my song!!!!!!

https://tg-angel.tumblr.com/new-release

I mean, just LOOK at the eyes (or I guess just "eye") of this They/Them! Don't you feel enchanted? intrigued? curious? Or maybe you don't because you're a COWARD WHO HATES CANADA

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Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

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Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

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I wake up and think to myself: “I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”

I hope you do too.

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Good luck!

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Everywhere I turn, there is fog. It is light, and heavenly, and awesome. All will be consumed by the fog. It will bring a new era of peace, and light, to us. Do not worry about your material possessions. The fog will keep you safe. The fog will make you happy. The fog will save you. Say “Thank you.” to the fog. (repeated)

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in the gooner world its called new jork city

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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic