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on the topic of americanism one of the most niche things that pissed me off when i used duolingo was when it was trying to teach me the words for school grades and would be like "okay translate 三年生 into english" and im like well okay i know thats third year. but the options its given me are fuckdamn sophmore senior freshman whatever. and i dont know which is the third one. and im STILL mad about it.

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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

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today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)

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Brought to you by my intense love of k.d. lang's version of Hallelujah (originally by Leonard Cohen).

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you gotta give to my man tuah, if i were immortal i also would be holed up in some dark library writing down my daydreaming about our immortal gays

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“Aquarium of the Pacific” - government name

“AOP” - real fans

“Long Beach Aquarium” - first-time visitors

“water zoo” - one person who forgot the word "aquarium" exists

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I do think the formula of having Situations come to her house is a winning one, so far?

Much later, the girl will dream of a house that has been contaminated by rotting lace, and she will dream of the lawyer, who was her secret champion.

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Who the fuck is still watching these jurassic world movies

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I want a fic where murderbot has to act human around another Secunit who's 10000% convinced that it's human and needs immediate rescue

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

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Website of all time

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Garth Nix: This is my female main character! She's an awesome mage and fighter and necromancer, and she goes on a quest to fight a terrible Dead entity trying to destroy the world, and she's a little inexperienced but her quick wits and powerful talents save the day!

Also Garth Nix: This is my male main character. He's there too I guess

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concept: a sci-fi setting in which the predominant religion’s chaoskampf creation story is just barely recognizable, even after a thousand years, as a heavily allegorical recounting of the kendrick/drake beef