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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

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officer : "Do you identify this man? "

Sirius :

Regulus, looking like a carbon copy of his brother : " I've never met this man in my life"

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they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

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[at Regulus’ funeral]

Sirius: Can I have a moment alone with him?

James: Of course.

James: *leaves*

Sirius, leaning over Regulus coffin: Now listen, I know you're not dead.

Regulus: Yeah, no shit.

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i love bisexuals who don’t conform to society’s view of gender!!! i love nonbinary and trans bisexuals and bisexuals on HRT or who’ve had top/bottom surgery! he/she bisexuals, she/they and he/they bisexuals, bisexuals who use all pronouns or neopronouns! butch/femme bisexuals and gender nonconforming ones!!! i love all of you!!!

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!!TW fake blood!!

art heist, baby..?

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okay so we have to go back to the basics. men kissing each other

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no thoughts, just imagining the earth-shaking, gut-wrenching, heart destroying scream that evan rosier let out as he watched the love of his life get ripped away from him for the second time. watching as barty took the dementor’s kiss, and knowing they’d never be together again—not even in the afterlife

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“pov ur the mean girl who got fat”

“pov ur not ugly ur just fat”

when i beat u brutally w hammers. then you will know not to say stupid shit. amen.

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offering you guys some cuddly shse while we wait for the season 3 announcement

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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is anyone else not vibing with the always looming sense of impending doom or is it just me

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gelboys x renga

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generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

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They are so disgustingly in love with each other they just don’t know it yet

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Evan who is quiet around everyone BUT Barty

Barty who is loud around everyone BUT Evan

Evan gets to talk without fear of being annoying or talked over, and Barty gets to sit and listen without feeling the need to be the center of attention.

They both are enough for the other

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Regulus/Evan/Barty

Trans Regulus and Evan

Some are NSFW

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Regulus’ favorite outfit to wear at home is Barty’s boxers and Evan’s sleep shirt from the night before.

Evan’s favorite outfit to wear at home is just a pair of sweatpants (who’s? Depends on the day)

Each time Barty sees Evan shirtless he always says some dumbass pick up line and then kisses Evan on his top surgery scars. (It’s Barty’s favorite place to kiss him)

Evan cooks dinner, Regulus cooks breakfast, Barty cleans up the mess

Evan cuts both Barty and Regulus’ hair. Regulus learns everything he can about Evan’s hair type (4a) and buys all of them expensive ass hair products (and hair dye for Barty)

During his period, Evan is always pissed off, while Regulus is more quiet and distant. Barty learned that taking Evan to the gym for boxing matches helps a lot, and always ‘coincidentally’ gifts Regulus a new book from his TBR list a day before his period. (They cuddle on a huge ass beanbag while Regulus reads and Barty rubs his back)

Regulus is terrified of needles, so Evan is the one to give him his t-shots while Barty is distracting him by kissing his brains out.

Regulus hates his top surgery scars, so Evan sketched out a possible tattoo for him to get that will hide them. Each month, Regulus claims he’s going to get it, but he always chickens out at the last moment.

During bad gender dysphoria days Barty makes sure every mirror in the house is covered with a blanket, offers his biggest and comfiest sweatshirt and joggers, and goes on for HOURS about how handsome, masculine, and perfect his boy(s) is/are.

Evan and Barty burn every letter they receive from Walburga and Orion before Regulus can even realize he got something from them.

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Evan tops Barty with the strap, while Barty is eating Regulus out like a starving man.

Regulus tried the strap on Barty once before, but it ended in a really bad gender dysphoria induced panic attack. So he sticks with being the bottom or just watching his boyfriends having sex.

The first time Barty called Evan ‘daddy’ during sex, resulted in the most mind blowing orgasm for both of them. They didn’t even talk about it beforehand. Barty just let it slip out on accident, and Evan went feral after.

Regulus gets called ‘baby boy’ and ‘little prince’. Evan tried calling him ‘princess’ but Regulus instantly clammed up and asked for them to stop.

Evan hates being eaten out, but just like Barty, he will spend HOURS eating Regulus out. He’ll pull out three orgasms and STILL be going.

Barty has and loves partaking in period sex. He’s a freak like that.