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Greatest pun of 2025, legendary reach into the depths of time.

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there’s a middle aged lesbian couple in the will wood concert line gently holding a siffrin plushie like they’re their child. I seriously almost cried He’s so loved. Everywhere you look siffrin plush has a lovely home. Oh my godddd

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My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it

Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated

We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off

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the more things change the more they stay the same

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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.

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Linda is the ultimate ride or die. There's nothing she won't do for her family. She- wait.

Oh my GOD.

Add the Belchers to that list of people who should meet the Addams family. Please.

Bob would be so unsettled, but enjoy Gomez's enthusiasm. Linda and Morticia would adore each other. Tina and Wednesday would underemote at each other. Gene is like Pugsley with more enthusiasm. Louise would probably develop a rivalry with Thing.

There's a long and storied history between the Addamses and Mr. Fischoeder.

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@mothsface @scout90-again

indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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