unfortunatelyaubrey

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

can never sleep when i need to

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

no but you know what would be nice? experiencing the kind of happiness that doesn’t turn out to be a lesson that I have to mourn over for at least 3 months

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

Lauren Mercer-Smail (Canadian), Helena from the Alley, Toronto, 2019, Oil on canvas

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

the thing is, ellen bass

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

Tolmie Peak Trail by Liddy_L

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

it's like i am literally never going to own a house or find authentic love or escape the clutches of late stage capitalism so really what am i living for

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

i will be okay eventually. but i will sob and sob and wish my life away until then.

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

took an edible bc i Can’t Fucking Sleep and of course it is now 3am, and i have instead watched 3 episodes of svu

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

when you take the cd out of the cd player and it's warm that's because it's alive

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

It's 2009 and you're an advertiser who just got assigned this sweet job for a holiday commercial. You know, family stuff was always hard for you to write as a only child, but you really think you nailed the dynamic here. Now to submit the final cut to Folger's and

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

@tranquildeath \\ waldemar fink laternenlicht ["lantern light"] (1912)

kofi

[unfortunatelyaubrey]

half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug

[unfortunatelyaubrey]