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may i request a rainbow snom for prode month

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will u please teach him about the horrors.

Ok.

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its 4 am rn

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op of the butch4butch milestone comic is a terf

oh fuck

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a lot of people to this day think that a professional ice skater did those skating scenes from i, tonya (2017) but it was all margot robbie… she literally trained five days a week for five months and her skating coach was astonished with her progress AND SHE DIDNT EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE like her 3D head scans were taken and then were superimposed on her doubles’ faces when they skated close to the camera but for someone to train 5 times a week for 5 months… SHE HAS THE RANGEEEE

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Babby does a yell

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On the box it says ‘What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t.’ As an indie game developer with a small following, Facebook ads are a big part of making a game a success. This is a real blow.

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bi women are allowed to talk about their attraction to men without adding qualifiers.

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anytime i find out one of my friends is into the same things as i am i mentally feel this image

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You know what?

I am annoying sometimes.

And that’s okay. It’s not the death sentence I was led to believe. People will love me even if I can’t read their signals sometimes. Not understanding is forgivable. I don’t have to hold myself back so I don’t annoy anyone ever.

The people who love me know I get excited. And I am still loved.

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I’m gonna develope a huge furbish dictionary including furbish cusses and slang terms for things.

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If provoked Jaskier would 100% stab you, steal your horse and write a song about how your dick is small and here’s why:

So yes, everyone knows Jaskier is a sweet cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

But

He’s also a completely insane fucking son of a bitch, like did y’all miss how the first thing he comes up with when he thinks he’s got a fucking djinn doing his bidding 

Is sending said djinn to outright kill a motherfucker???

Did y’all sleep through that? Valdo Marx ring a bell?

This bitch has the stones to go around fucking the wives of anyone, no matter how powerful or likely to hang him? Sing about abortion? Get punched in the family jewels by a witcher and keep following him? Make snide comments at Yennefer of fucking Vengerberg and y’all think he’s some kind of helpless puppy?

Jaskier has Feral Slav Energy in perfect balance and symbiosis with Flower Child Energy and I Respect That And So Should You Or Your Mom A Hoe

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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the closest things on earth we have to old eldritch abomination gods are the sun, the ocean and nuclear radiation

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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON