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ok but i Truly was considerin revivin that shithead too ----

            @entate  is probably lingerin’ around the corner like the creep he is.

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who wants sum of that big ,  thick ,  juicy  dickscord....   SPIKE#9971

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ithasme.

            lips press faintly,  his bright disposition washing over her  &  dark eyes linger upon his dimples as he smiles.  oh.  he’d asked her a question and she hesitates half a second longer before gathering herself to reply.  she feels as though she looks every bit the idiot she seems.  ‘  hey,  jimmy    —–    uh no,  i’m fine just…  tired,  i guess. ‘

“  oh,  “      broad curve of his smile soften,   the dimples fade.   she slinks deeper within this shell of hers.     “  ain’t got 'nough shut-eye last night ?   could take a nap on the couch if y’ want.  “  

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DONT TEASE ME LIKE THIS.

  damn....  WHO IS TEASING ! 

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       ummmm i have so much cute things from you guys wtf ?   

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ufrick

            me @ jimjam:  itendsme

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ithasme.

            she goes to speak but the words die in her throat just as swiftly.

sadness has no reaches here in a mind  sunshiny,  ever-bright.    “   hey,  vi.   cat got ya tongue or what ?   “    dimples burrow into his cheek as both ends outstretch,  he steps a little closer,  chill rushing over skin but he is undaunted. 

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  @ithasme

    peeks in.

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me:   logs onto this blog after 50 years. @boredeath:

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❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

 a meme    /      @hilllbillie

‘   doubt folks’ll mistake me for a pig   ...     ‘      though his nether lip presses up,   thins the line of his mouth into a thoughtful purse,  considerate.    ‘   ALL RIGHT,  BILLIE.   if you know your ropes,  teach me,  then !    didn’t think there’d be a ton’a rules to it.   ‘

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      ‘  you don’t have to use my whole name ‘cause i sound like a 1920s sleeze with it.  just ern’s fine  —   like the thing you put your dead relative’s ashes in.   ‘  

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Evan Peters photographed for Issue Magazine.

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      ‘  you don’t have to use my whole name ‘cause i sound like a 1920s sleeze with it.  just ern’s fine  —   like the thing you put your dead relative’s ashes in.   ‘  

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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Evan Peters photographed for Issue Magazine.

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