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liberal: if you don’t vote for hawk you might as well be voting for tuah

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really sad a new ice age movie wasn't coming out this summer because we could've had a horrible tweet from some official ice age twitter account declaring it "scrat summer" and potentially turning people off the whole thing. or not. i frequently hit my shin or toes on the really sharp bedframe a lot despite knowing it's there and i worry it's because i no longer have brain elasticity

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honestly he's on to something tumblr really is the best place for him to advertise this

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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photographs taken for Frank (2003) by Amy Winehouse album artwork 📸: Valerie Phillips

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Lol... do you remember?

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Hi could you please dub over jerma clips in japanese please

why?

okay

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16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012

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I do think “x celeb is a Zionist” always requires further investigation because in the current discourse it could mean anything from “Ben Gvir’s right hand man” to “said some vaguely supportive things on Oct 7” to “was born in Israel” to “is an American Jew and I Just Kind Of Assume” to “is explicitly an anti-Zionist Jew but called out anti-semitism”

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community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

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The true funniest thing about Breaking Bad is that Walter White is only the main character because he has main character syndrome, fundamentally believes that it straight-up doesn't make sense for something to happen if it's Not About Him, and when something is happening that's about someone else, he inserts himself into the situation until it ends up about him

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ROCK vs POP splatfest art redraw💚💖

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watching Seven Samurai

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"Jeez, i sure need to charge my smash meter quick, lest I be defeated by my opponent!"

The opportunistic smash ball: