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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

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Heads up: they got 2 MILFS at buc'ees

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beautiful 2nd life woman on this junk truck

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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horse ppl r so wild my horse friend was like “this is jenny shes the gentlest horse around shes so chill” and then jenny the horse immediately gave her a concussion

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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game