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for anyone unfamiliar, it's like a soup, or a dip. we call it "heat and sip."

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brits are like "whats all this then" & negative brits are like "what isnt all this then" & past brits are like "what was all this then" & perfect brits are like "what has all this been then" & hypothetical brits are like "what would all this be then" & uncertain brits are like "what could all this be then" & plural brits are like "what are all these then" & imperative brits are like "be all this then"

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No way out

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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

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lets overthrow mama

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this animal

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my favorite bit is the visible hands throwing the cat out of the door

I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

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just had a livestream where I was making music. I asked for a character and setting and someone said “sephiroth CONSTIPATED shitting in kyoto”

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If Saiyans in Dragon Ball were named after Mexican food instead of vegetables then Vegeta would be called Fajita.

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when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you

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I do enjoy it when a game is clearly trying to use a wildly inappropriate pre-built game engine for what it wants to do, but I don't see why RPG Maker should have all the fun. Do grid-based tactical combat in Inform. Write a rhythm game in Twine. Implement that precision puzzle platformer in Ren'Py. You know you want to.

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Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

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I love your mind 🤗😊🥰💓🦜💓