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i like to put sriracha on my pizza. it adds more flavor than red pepper flakes, plus spice. some people who have watched me do this think it is SO WEIRD. i don't get it. it's the same as using red pepper flakes. i think this is entirely normal.

do you think it's weird? yes/no/some other infinitely nuanced answer

also, i KNOW weird does not equal bad. i just... don't see how this is weird lol. this seems so normal to me.

also, i KNOW weird does not equal bad. i just... don't see how this is weird lol. this seems so normal to me.

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Such a beautiful smile

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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

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you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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I think you can tell a lot about how rigorous and committed someone's belief in a human right is by how quickly they are able to name people who they think could or should have that right taken away.

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Discussing baby’s future

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by 水月しずく

art republished with artist’s permission  

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Quitting my job to devote my life to bathing and going on walks

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“For the love of god”

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the kissy kissy <3

www.sarahcosico.bigcartel.com

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Never buying second hand Manga ever again 🙏

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