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bit mad innit. This whole thing

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*getting water all over the sink and bathroom counter* My work here is done

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you can go outside and hit things with a stick. it’s spring you can do anything

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Wheelbarrow Drag races

Yes 👍

More.

With gambling.

I gotta ampoule of lidocaine in a pocket somewhere, 2 fags, and a purple bulldog clip up for grabs if someone wants to race.

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sometimes when I find bed bugs I'll put a few in a little jar so I can let them loose later in the home of someone i think is a complete wanker

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"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

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the smell of wood smoke does have certain emotional benefits

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normalize showing up to a date still wet from the creek

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ೃ༄ੈ✩‧₊˚

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rb to affectionately throw a crumpled ball of paper at a mutual

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Evenin everyone, tonight i'll be breaking and entering a lucky hunters home and putting a little bit of olive oil on all their cutlery to make it slightly greasy.

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