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The freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that she's usually also a little fat so nobody wants to hear it.

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"wasted potential" you are still living!!! your potential is still here, you can carry on

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To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Kent State University

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I'm really uncomfortable with the idea that since I'm partially color blind, my real favorite color might be one that I'll never see and I'm just settling for like my third favorite color or something.

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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I prefer my pain relief to appear as if a water bender is personally assisting me with my duress.

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?????? NATIONAL HERO???

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I keep Pomeranian Pouter Pigeons and I'll never get over the fact that they look like they were late to work and rear ended someone at a stoplight and had the air bag inflate so now they're just a poofy mess, but they walk in late and somehow they still assume that that's your fault and how dare you expect them to be on time to work. I love them so much. (Image is not mine, it's just a better picture than I'm able to take of my own. Citation is at https://worldofpigeons.blogspot.com/2014/11/pomeranian-pouter.html )

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Someone told me that they didn't like Ed Sheeran but then they'd never even heard Galway Girl and that's when I knew that they were just uncultured.

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You want me to use anti-ageing products? The thing that killed Dorian Gray?

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I love when there's rice served with almost any meal. You eat the high flavor foods and then you eat the rice and it's like the ghosts of the high-flavor foods are saying goodbye to you and wishing you less stomach acid discomfort than you'd normally experience.