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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

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he's so real for this

bonus from his likes:

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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

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youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

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"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"

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hate to say it but "art" and "patrick" are what a 14 year old names achilles and patroclus in their iliad high school au

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(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

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Venus was right about Maria, all ima say

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anyways. i missed liveblogging survivor, it's so much fun and hopefully i can do it in the fall. see yall next season🫡

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ALL THE WAY BACK TO SNAKE EATS RAT

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IT'S A FUCKING STICK MENTION 🚨🚨🚨

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Omg when Survivor was real and good 😌

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this season was FUNNY???? did we watch the same season???

actually nvm bhanu begging on his knees and liz's delusion were funny. i love pathetic people suffering

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i love when production is thwartedddd‼️ both the advantages and the rice negotiations were flops‼️‼️

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like if kenzie brought up the fact that she headed the early yanu votes and then mentioned her part in the later game around the tiff blindside after laying low/getting too comfortable post-merge then i'd be more satisfied with her win. but the fact that the decider was THE FIREMAKING??!?!?!!!? i can't get behind that. i'd have preferred a tie with ben deciding the vote

a survivor win should not be banked on your biggest or latest move it should be a cumulation of every little thing that happened to get you to final tribal which may or may not include a big move but does not necessarily REQUIRE one

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Kenzie turned on Tiff the first chance she got and she clearly advocated like hell for her to the jury

Charlie stuck by Maria until literally as far as he could’ve and she didn’t even vote for him

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What sucks the most is that Charlie would’ve voted for Maria no matter what